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MAFSAUS#13 NO SPOILERS Fingers, mingers and zingers, get your pecs out for the lasses if you can get over THE HURT

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TinselAngel · 16/04/2026 22:07

Off we go…

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Pianoaholic · 20/04/2026 20:30

roses2 · 20/04/2026 20:30

They both sound like they're reading off a script tonight with no emotion behind the words - bizarre!

I wasn't really listening tbh!

seazon · 20/04/2026 20:30

What is she doing?

hoxtonbabe · 20/04/2026 20:31

browneyes77 · 20/04/2026 20:28

Thinking back to their wedding day, Alissa is the one more likely to implode it.

David actually seems like a very genuine guy. Definitely one of the best grooms they’ve had in recent years.

He just seems so chill and lovely

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 20/04/2026 20:31

hoxtonbabe · 20/04/2026 20:27

whatshisface Baby buyer probably has the worst hair style in mafs history. It’s like 3 styles in one, but I just noticed it today. It even tops the shitlids

True! It is awful. Nearly as awful as his suit

seazon · 20/04/2026 20:32

Didn’t she tell him to say it in the first place?

CaptBirdsEar · 20/04/2026 20:32

How old are these people? It’s like bloody kindergarten.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 20/04/2026 20:32

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 20/04/2026 20:31

True! It is awful. Nearly as awful as his suit

Wearing that should be a criminal offence

seazon · 20/04/2026 20:33

How is Mel sat here listening to their bullshit when she’s so ill

seazon · 20/04/2026 20:33

He looks like Dory-like recently

browneyes77 · 20/04/2026 20:33

hoxtonbabe · 20/04/2026 20:31

He just seems so chill and lovely

He does. He’s very calm and also respectful.

I’m not convinced that Alissa isn’t going to screw the poor guy over. She seems to be looking for issues with all that banter about trying to push him away and he’s ’hanging on’

Morry15 · 20/04/2026 20:33

Ohhhh..wasn't expecting this

dapsnotplimsolls · 20/04/2026 20:33

FFS, neither of you is in Perth!

dillite · 20/04/2026 20:34

seazon · 20/04/2026 20:32

Didn’t she tell him to say it in the first place?

It looks like actually hearing it completely destroyed her. It's one thing thinking and joking about it, but actually being told that someone loves you when you have deep rooted fears of abandonment, that reality hits very hard.

Ophir · 20/04/2026 20:34

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 20/04/2026 20:23

10 fingers????!!!

Fish fingers!

seazon · 20/04/2026 20:34

dillite · 20/04/2026 20:34

It looks like actually hearing it completely destroyed her. It's one thing thinking and joking about it, but actually being told that someone loves you when you have deep rooted fears of abandonment, that reality hits very hard.

Yep. 12 years ago when my now DH said it, that was me…

hoxtonbabe · 20/04/2026 20:34

I’m getting confused by Stella. She was practically forcing him to say l love you, he did and now she’s saying she doesn’t believe him.

All this she’s saying is definitely just for bringing the drama

seazon · 20/04/2026 20:35

hoxtonbabe · 20/04/2026 20:34

I’m getting confused by Stella. She was practically forcing him to say l love you, he did and now she’s saying she doesn’t believe him.

All this she’s saying is definitely just for bringing the drama

It does change the relationship into something more serious though.

pouletvous · 20/04/2026 20:35

Alissa is a nutbar but has managed to look sane so far; next to the other crazies

IAmKerplunk · 20/04/2026 20:35

Why can’t Stella move to Melbourne?

pouletvous · 20/04/2026 20:35

Why do thwy match people who live so far apart? Australia is such a vast country

Columbidae · 20/04/2026 20:36

browneyes77 · 20/04/2026 20:33

He does. He’s very calm and also respectful.

I’m not convinced that Alissa isn’t going to screw the poor guy over. She seems to be looking for issues with all that banter about trying to push him away and he’s ’hanging on’

It sounds like an admission hidden in a joke. But he's super into her and a genuine guy so she's truly hasn't been able to dissuade him.

dapsnotplimsolls · 20/04/2026 20:36

IAmKerplunk · 20/04/2026 20:35

Why can’t Stella move to Melbourne?

Good question.

IAmKerplunk · 20/04/2026 20:36

dillite · 20/04/2026 20:34

It looks like actually hearing it completely destroyed her. It's one thing thinking and joking about it, but actually being told that someone loves you when you have deep rooted fears of abandonment, that reality hits very hard.

I can’t remember her backstory. Did she move to Oz on her own?

Appalonia · 20/04/2026 20:36

They've only NOW discussed the distance??

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 20/04/2026 20:36

IAmKerplunk · 20/04/2026 20:35

Why can’t Stella move to Melbourne?

Her career

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