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MAFSAUS#13 NO SPOILERS Fingers, mingers and zingers, get your pecs out for the lasses if you can get over THE HURT

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TinselAngel · 16/04/2026 22:07

Off we go…

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Appalonia · 20/04/2026 20:17

These 2 are really flogging a dead horse!

seazon · 20/04/2026 20:17

Good news 🤢🤢🤢🤢

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 20/04/2026 20:17

seazon · 20/04/2026 20:17

I’m nostalgic for my youth, but all this talk of year 7 fingering isn’t what I had in mind actually

Yeah it’s a bit cringe

Empress13 · 20/04/2026 20:18

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 20/04/2026 20:13

Why?

Embarrassing Bec making her say she loves him knowing full well he’s not into her at all. Also not bringing Gia to account for her appalling behaviour

dapsnotplimsolls · 20/04/2026 20:18

Let's face it, Stevo was relieved .

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 20/04/2026 20:18

Alessandra not buying Steve’s excuse

seazon · 20/04/2026 20:18

Hahaha theee days

Seriestwo · 20/04/2026 20:18

That’s man will never finger a woman ever again. She’s traumatised him with her minge.

pouletvous · 20/04/2026 20:19

Partly what has upset Rachel is that being fingered is pretty pathetic

she obviously feels frustrated by lack of progression and to have others laughing about it adds insult to injury

seazon · 20/04/2026 20:19

Why did you long it out ad infinitum?

dillite · 20/04/2026 20:19

Steve saw a way out and he took it with both hands.

IAmKerplunk · 20/04/2026 20:19

So why no follow up once they got back from the retreat?

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 20/04/2026 20:19

Seriestwo · 20/04/2026 20:18

That’s man will never finger a woman ever again. She’s traumatised him with her minge.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Morry15 · 20/04/2026 20:19

FFS Rachel. Enough

IAmKerplunk · 20/04/2026 20:20

pouletvous · 20/04/2026 20:19

Partly what has upset Rachel is that being fingered is pretty pathetic

she obviously feels frustrated by lack of progression and to have others laughing about it adds insult to injury

I wonder if she tried anything on him?

dapsnotplimsolls · 20/04/2026 20:20

Rachel seeing the light.

pouletvous · 20/04/2026 20:20

Text book school girl bullying tactics

pouletvous · 20/04/2026 20:21

But fingering is foreplay. It’s the warm up, not the final act

dillite · 20/04/2026 20:21

Danny is loving that he doesn't have to be showing Bec any affection right now.

dillite · 20/04/2026 20:22

pouletvous · 20/04/2026 20:21

But fingering is foreplay. It’s the warm up, not the final act

Sometimes, depending on the skill, it's better than the full act

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 20/04/2026 20:22

Raise your bar Rachel ffs

dapsnotplimsolls · 20/04/2026 20:22

The contrast between Juliette and Joel just then.

Empress13 · 20/04/2026 20:22

On a serious note it’s such a shame that this show has become all about the bitchiness and not about the relationships of the couples. This has got to be the worst series ever and I’d be surprised if some didn’t need therapy afterwards

browneyes77 · 20/04/2026 20:22

Even Alessandra was like “Why did you drag this shit on for 3 days?” 😂

Appalonia · 20/04/2026 20:23

This is all a bit lame, considering what we've seen tbh.

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