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MAFSAU #13 - No Spoilers - constant wanging over fingerbanging-we’ve all got the t shirt…Double Js are suspiciously fake looking ;) especially in Rach’s daft dress…

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seazon · 14/04/2026 20:43

Thread 13. Here we go!

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Ophir · 15/04/2026 16:32

ChickenOyster · 15/04/2026 15:33

It's always the same on MAFS. There has never been a couple who weren't attracted to each other turn it around.

Exactly. Yet the experts keep repeating it.

They need to stop putting bigger built women with dainty sized men

This just does not work, on tv or in real life

No woman wants to feel like a giant heifer (as I can vouch for 😂) and wee men feel smaller which isn’t good

Timeforaglassofwine · 15/04/2026 16:35

I'm team Rachel. Rachel and Steve are everyman, they seem odd, plain and awkward compared to the influenceresque cast, but in reality they are the normal ones and probably more like the rest of us than the others. Rachel was upset because she know that, whilst the others would have been able to laugh off the comments, and will probably make a short but lucrative only fans or whatever career, her and Steve will go back to their normal lives, with at least one person in every pub they visit in the next few years shouting a crude comment about finger banging. I don't think she would have been as upset if the cameras weren't on, it's just that her embarrassment was being filmed and watched across the globe.

kenyaswhiterefrigerator · 15/04/2026 16:41

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WallaceinAnderland · 15/04/2026 16:43

I really don't think they should have told anyone. One of them gave away the details and it must have been Rachel. She was actually embarrassing her own husband by doing that. He wanted to keep it private.

seazon · 15/04/2026 17:07

JellyBeanSpring25 · 15/04/2026 15:29

She said it twice, firstly at the commitment ceremony and then yesterday, when they were getting ready to go on the retreat trip.

Thank you! I always miss the beginning on purpose but actually missed out this time

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seazon · 15/04/2026 17:07

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Que?

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Umanresources · 15/04/2026 17:08

I saw Bec on the first After show, when she cried and apologised and said that she wasn’t like she was portrayed. She was hurting and lashing out. I thought good for her, admitting she was in the wrong, but I realise she went on the first programme because it was the first time we had seen that behaviour. She’s exactly like that because she’s been the same at every dinner party. She really is the mean girl we see, but so are Gia and Juliette. Gia has been asked to be on the after show, has agreed and then pulled out at the last minute. I think this year Gia is the only one with the visible fake body and face, which has been so noticeable. Others may have enhancements which are not so obvious though.
I’m team Rachel and didn’t think she was hysterical at all. I also didn’t think the other women pounced on Bec either.
I’ve gone off Danny big time, easier to be under Bec’s thumb than cross her again!

kenyaswhiterefrigerator · 15/04/2026 17:12

@seazonmany apologies wrong thread !

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/04/2026 17:13

Umanresources · 15/04/2026 17:08

I saw Bec on the first After show, when she cried and apologised and said that she wasn’t like she was portrayed. She was hurting and lashing out. I thought good for her, admitting she was in the wrong, but I realise she went on the first programme because it was the first time we had seen that behaviour. She’s exactly like that because she’s been the same at every dinner party. She really is the mean girl we see, but so are Gia and Juliette. Gia has been asked to be on the after show, has agreed and then pulled out at the last minute. I think this year Gia is the only one with the visible fake body and face, which has been so noticeable. Others may have enhancements which are not so obvious though.
I’m team Rachel and didn’t think she was hysterical at all. I also didn’t think the other women pounced on Bec either.
I’ve gone off Danny big time, easier to be under Bec’s thumb than cross her again!

This is a no spoilers thread.

ChickenOyster · 15/04/2026 17:18

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/04/2026 17:13

This is a no spoilers thread.

Are there spoilers here? I think I have seen all this on C4?!

TheBeaTgoeson1 · 15/04/2026 17:26

Joining late;

Bec is so much better looking than Danny!!!

I find Mel tedious.

Umanresources · 15/04/2026 17:28

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/04/2026 17:13

This is a no spoilers thread.

I’m so sorry. I didn’t think that was a spoiler as it was 3 weeks ago. She was only saying what she said at the Commitment ceremony the following night, when she agreed with John about her behaviour.

TheBeaTgoeson1 · 15/04/2026 17:29

Also #teamrachel

dapsnotplimsolls · 15/04/2026 17:34

Oh, sorry, you meant the After Dinner thing. I thought you meant a show after the whole thing was done. I haven't watched any of the After Dinner things.

aquitodavia · 15/04/2026 17:39

I do feel for Rachel, the particular phrase used was actually worse than I initially thought, it's so juvenile and really reduces what was obviously a meaningful moment for her to a teenage grope. The whole 'my husband got yours to do it' was awful too.

Having said that, she should have moved on quicker - and people would then have remembered it much less than they will do now!

seazon · 15/04/2026 17:49

Rach’s reaction has really elongated the whole thing. She should have starved it of oxygen, no drama, moved right on. Bec’s an idiot by Rach should have let her dig her own grave really

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CrystalMighty · 15/04/2026 18:03

seazon · 15/04/2026 17:49

Rach’s reaction has really elongated the whole thing. She should have starved it of oxygen, no drama, moved right on. Bec’s an idiot by Rach should have let her dig her own grave really

Exactly. The massive deal she's made of it will ensure a place in the mafs hall of fame!

WallaceinAnderland · 15/04/2026 18:18

Hole of fame.

Sorry 😔

BippidyBoppety · 15/04/2026 18:19

I've watched the After Dinner shows after being (correctly) told they don't have spoilers. When are these filmed, please, does anyone know? I clocked they are all wearing wedding rings still - Bec on the first After Dinner was tearful and said a couple of times that what we saw (dreadful behaviour at the Dinner Party) "wasn't her" (although, literally, it was). I can't figure the timeline - ??

BippidyBoppety · 15/04/2026 18:20

WallaceinAnderland · 15/04/2026 18:18

Hole of fame.

Sorry 😔

Banger there! Well done.

ChickenOyster · 15/04/2026 18:20

BippidyBoppety · 15/04/2026 18:19

I've watched the After Dinner shows after being (correctly) told they don't have spoilers. When are these filmed, please, does anyone know? I clocked they are all wearing wedding rings still - Bec on the first After Dinner was tearful and said a couple of times that what we saw (dreadful behaviour at the Dinner Party) "wasn't her" (although, literally, it was). I can't figure the timeline - ??

They are filmed just before the reunion is. So months later!

MoonChild111 · 15/04/2026 18:21

murasaki · 15/04/2026 16:21

Ah, Shitlid, the OG version.

His hair was totally shitlid 😂

MoonChild111 · 15/04/2026 18:22

WallaceinAnderland · 15/04/2026 18:18

Hole of fame.

Sorry 😔

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

IAmKerplunk · 15/04/2026 18:27

WallaceinAnderland · 15/04/2026 18:18

Hole of fame.

Sorry 😔

👏🏻😂

NeedAnyHelpWithThatPaperBag · 15/04/2026 18:31

MAFSAU = Making Awful Fusses So Absolutely Unnecessary. A bit lame, but anyone else got any, lol?

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