MAFSAU #13 - No Spoilers - constant wanging over fingerbanging-we’ve all got the t shirt…Double Js are suspiciously fake looking ;) especially in Rach’s daft dress…

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Thread 13. Here we go!

Marrying Arseholes For Shits And Upsets...

Here we go.

Just me?

DS is threatening to sit and watch Married at First Shite with me (he insists on calling it that).

“When are you gonna be a cannibal for repeated behaviour?” Don’t think I’ve fully tuned in to the Aussie accept.

I think Steven avoids confrontation at any cost and he’d rather string Rachel along and give the bare minimum rather than deal with her tears.

If he has watched any past seasons of MAFS he would know that he’d be given a certain edit.

He’ll definitely string it along and then ghost her once he’s back fishing and the band width was down continually

😂

Oh so Drama Llama has stormed off and has tugged Boaty along with her

God, they're just glaring at each other!

If a man reacted like this be as a woman spoke to a housemate we’d wave red flags.

Danny is now shitting himself.

This is so ridiculous.

Well, Danny is frantically blinking hoping to fly away into the abyss

Scott

I don’t like Danny, but let’s not pretend your wife isn’t a liar.

She’s one of the biggest liars there. You’re backing the wrong horse you chump

The men are talking. Fuck off

Rushing in - assuming I haven’t missed anything!

The spirit of Temu Tate is alive and well.

Ah he has seen it before then

Nope.

Why is he there though? He’s not an insta guy. Is he there for love?

Yes it's difficult to avoid! He's decided he has better things to do after all!

I bet Mummy made him.

🤣

This is a weird advert ( Holland and Barrett).

This singing knee ad or Pepto Bismol?