MAFS #10… No Spoilers! A Bank Holiday Monday Treat of Break Ups, Baby Buying and Bogans Behaving Badly. Bring snacks…

[Choux]

Here we go…

"what we saw last night is something that will send our ratings to the moon"

Bec's nose is twitching

John is looking contemptuous of Tyson

What surgery has he had?

MN is glitching for me and taking ages to update 😩 I don’t want to watch the show without you lot!

Yeah cos the females are so quiet

He might be! He's always had his own style. I'll have to ask his opinions on Trotsky later.

Alessandra looks good in that yellow. Not a colour which suits many.

Oooh. Starting with Knob Royal.

I hate this idea of couples having to be a team. Why would you want to be supporting a partner that's a knob?

Well his features just look altered somehow - I think nose, upper bleph & fillers!

Im not sure what is making most nauseous- TateMan or the easter egg i ate too quickly

What is upper bleph?

Indeed. 'Having my back' should be a red flag.

She doesn't talk down to you, she just uses ... logic.

Tyson is digging himself a veerrryyy deep hole 🤣

What's happened to the church bell when going to/from an advert? I used to hate it but kind of missing it now!

He looks as though his whole face has been pulled back

It's basically panto at this point (but I still think he's hot) .

Alessandra will not take kindly to this

🤣

I imagine Danny feeling the same way

She constantly talks down to him? The funniest is that not once have we actually seen him have an intelligent response to anything she has said that's not "you are being mean! You have a very masculine energy! My pee pee is scared!"

Temu Tate? Gawd.

Oh yes. I hadn't noticed that!
It was always like some portent of doom in my opinion.

An island in the Hebrides?