MAFS #10… No Spoilers! A Bank Holiday Monday Treat of Break Ups, Baby Buying and Bogans Behaving Badly. Bring snacks…

[Choux]

Here we go…

Remember Moaner from last year? Are they related?

Wonder if Mel and Luke will write leave then.

I've tried for six weeks... Sure

Is it possible to wear a beret and not look like a twat?

Does Luke even fancy Mel?

There's no such thing. Even the alleged non-iron fabrics look awful. Anyway, why is Charisma dressing up like a French mime?

Look at me! I'm bisexual! I'm charismatic! I wear hats! I write letters containing word salads! I have weird shoulders!

Do I have a personality? Nope.

Not really.

But maybe leaning into the beret might help

It's the Frank Spencer effect.

The traditional MAFS shirt ironing shot ✅

Is she a French spy?

Ohai Grayson.

It’s all repeats! Bored

I shall say this only once... if only

My son wears berets a lot! He doesnt look like a twat. Maybe I'm biased!

Is he a 1970s Trotskyist?

Rightly so

Che fan?

I’m another one who no longer irons, it comes out once a week for two shirts.

I hate jackets just draped round shoulders. Jackets have arms! Use them!

It's their one month anniversary but Mel said she'd been trying for 6 weeks?

Ooh, really hoping the Child Catcher has to admit about the babies tonight. It needs to be out in the open.

I lurk by the washing machine and shake everything to death.

Has anyone seen any before shots of Danny b4 surgery? I’d love to see what he looked like!