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MAFS #10… No Spoilers! A Bank Holiday Monday Treat of Break Ups, Baby Buying and Bogans Behaving Badly. Bring snacks…

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Choux · 06/04/2026 13:26

Here we go…

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dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 19:39

I'm out of alcohol after Trump's word-salad.

Y'all need to drink every time you hear 'masculine energy'.

Choux · 06/04/2026 19:39

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 19:38

I meant not having to choose.

Ah gotcha. I misunderstood

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RobynRB · 06/04/2026 19:39

At least they agree on something

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 06/04/2026 19:39

My mental health is rock bottom so my eating and sleeping is all over the place. I've just woken up from a nap, even though i didn't get up until lunch time. Im not hungry enough for dinner and don't have snacks, other than half a bag of radishes.

I do have a whole (big) cafetiere of string coffee though. Happy days.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 06/04/2026 19:39

Tyson just F off with masculine energy!

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 06/04/2026 19:40

TinselAngel · 06/04/2026 19:38

STOP CALLING HAVING AN OPINION “MASCULINE”

What I said 🤣

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 19:40

He's about as intelligent as Scott - she's just running rings around him.

EmeraldShamrock000 · 06/04/2026 19:40

Bec was not clearing her man’s name, at least own it, she can’t handle alcohol or other women, she’s a shit stirring insecure lady.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 06/04/2026 19:40

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 19:30

Apple to neutralise what follows then some crisps then maybe a wee creme egg.

Yum 😋

IAmKerplunk · 06/04/2026 19:41

Even though the new couples don’t have to choose stay or leave they will still get a turn on the couch won’t they?

TinselAngel · 06/04/2026 19:41

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 06/04/2026 19:39

My mental health is rock bottom so my eating and sleeping is all over the place. I've just woken up from a nap, even though i didn't get up until lunch time. Im not hungry enough for dinner and don't have snacks, other than half a bag of radishes.

I do have a whole (big) cafetiere of string coffee though. Happy days.

Oh dear. Can you order out?

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 06/04/2026 19:41

A real "masculine " man would not be threatened by a woman with an opinion...

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 06/04/2026 19:41

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 19:33

Is BabyBuyer going to confess to the baby buying?

He won’t. Too chicken.

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 19:41

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 06/04/2026 19:39

My mental health is rock bottom so my eating and sleeping is all over the place. I've just woken up from a nap, even though i didn't get up until lunch time. Im not hungry enough for dinner and don't have snacks, other than half a bag of radishes.

I do have a whole (big) cafetiere of string coffee though. Happy days.

Ranting about muppets is a great distraction.

dillite · 06/04/2026 19:42

I am here. I was ironing. Why is ironing so soul destroying?

Pianoaholic · 06/04/2026 19:42

I am eying up the several bags of mini eggs and a few boxes of creme eggs which are meant for nephews we're visiting on Wednesday.
I reckon they can manage without one of the bags of mini eggs!

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 06/04/2026 19:42

TinselAngel · 06/04/2026 19:41

Oh dear. Can you order out?

No. I'm too poor right now Grin

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 19:42

dillite · 06/04/2026 19:42

I am here. I was ironing. Why is ironing so soul destroying?

Just as Joey doesn't share food, I don't iron.

TinselAngel · 06/04/2026 19:43

dillite · 06/04/2026 19:42

I am here. I was ironing. Why is ironing so soul destroying?

Give it up. I don’t iron at all.

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 19:43

Pianoaholic · 06/04/2026 19:42

I am eying up the several bags of mini eggs and a few boxes of creme eggs which are meant for nephews we're visiting on Wednesday.
I reckon they can manage without one of the bags of mini eggs!

They'll never know.

dillite · 06/04/2026 19:43

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 19:42

Just as Joey doesn't share food, I don't iron.

Sadly looking like I have been shat out is a bigger no than ironing

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 06/04/2026 19:44

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 19:40

He's about as intelligent as Scott - she's just running rings around him.

Scott I don’t think is unintelligent, he has 3 businesses don’t you know?! But he’s pussy whipped and just a bit dim, naive maybe?

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 19:44

dillite · 06/04/2026 19:43

Sadly looking like I have been shat out is a bigger no than ironing

I don't buy clothes that need ironing.

TinselAngel · 06/04/2026 19:44

dapsnotplimsolls · 06/04/2026 19:44

I don't buy clothes that need ironing.

Ditto

dillite · 06/04/2026 19:44

Misery Mel is back

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