MAFSAus 2026 Thread 5. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Romcoms, Double Denim and Flapjack Envy.

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One of the guys should speak up. This is not acceptable.

Come on blokes... call him out on the red flag list!

Is Katie Hopkins of Greek or Turkish heritage (i'm aware of the irony of my question)

She looks amazing

It would be cruel though.

For fucks sake. This is infuriating. Play the footage of him listing the shopping list of her bad qualities.

Which one of the guys will have the balls to speak up...?

Or will Bro Code prevail?

This man is awful.

Disappointed 😞

Bro code will always prevail

They're dragging this out - give him his bollocking

I don't think that was a useful couch session in that many truths were left unsaid.

Stevo is officially the worst guy. At the moment.

I've just seen the flapjack envy in the thread title 😂.
If it helps, I've eaten too much and now feel sick.

How can they go to the decision without addressing that long list of fake red flags?

I'm saying nowt ...

Chris doesn't look convinced.

Urgh this Brooke woman. Putting on her sweet face.

He should have said it was AI

I don't know why they keep being all dramatic about the fat people part. I can't see any of them wishing that they had been matched with a fat person, so just get off your high horses.

Blaming football is NOT taking responsibility!

Brooke gets off scott free here?

calling it now, Brooke won’t age well

Chris is having to defend his comments but Steven didn't have to.

Why are the ixperts pretending the haven't seen the audition video???!! Bollocks!

100% agree.