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MAFSAus 2026 Thread 5. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Romcoms, Double Denim and Flapjack Envy.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 23/03/2026 20:08

Enjoy.

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 23/03/2026 20:19

I couldn't work out the picture for a good few seconds as well

Paul2023 · 23/03/2026 20:19

Is everyone in Australia a business owner then ? Most of the candidates on MAFSA seem to be business owners yet don’t seem particularly intelligent.

Scott , thinking of you here. Thick as mince but knows how to bench press..

H202too · 23/03/2026 20:19

loveawineloveacrisp · 23/03/2026 20:15

The way Danny says 'do you know what I mean' irritates the living fuck out of me.

Lucinda annoyed me with that on LI

dapsnotplimsolls · 23/03/2026 20:19

Why is there a gremlin in that picture?!

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Appalonia · 23/03/2026 20:19

I wish we could watch the whole thing on YouTube, not this edited version.

browneyes77 · 23/03/2026 20:19

Oh blimey, Rachel’s laugh again 🤦🏽‍♀️

thenightsky · 23/03/2026 20:19

mumofoneAloneandwell · 23/03/2026 20:17

Oh I think its not gonna be approved!

Here's the link when I googled 😫😫
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ass_to_mouth

Dear God woman, I'm going to throw my snacks back up. 😱

Pianoaholic · 23/03/2026 20:19

Not going to click on that link!!
They'll probably give us all the gory details soon when they find out there's nothing else in the relationship!

RobynRB · 23/03/2026 20:19

Jesus, reminds me of that woman married to Terry Scott in Carry on Camping.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 23/03/2026 20:20

Id forgotten that laugh...

Victoriawould24 · 23/03/2026 20:20

It’s such a flaw in the format that the experts don’t comment on events we have all seen.

Mel not getting held to account for her slander and lies about Luke then being told ‘you’re not mean’ erm wtf

dillite · 23/03/2026 20:20

Appalonia · 23/03/2026 20:19

I wish we could watch the whole thing on YouTube, not this edited version.

Yes. Just have the full sofa sessions for each couple and let us see them in full.

WineBeforeWhine · 23/03/2026 20:20

That larf!

RobynRB · 23/03/2026 20:20

Paul2023 · 23/03/2026 20:19

Is everyone in Australia a business owner then ? Most of the candidates on MAFSA seem to be business owners yet don’t seem particularly intelligent.

Scott , thinking of you here. Thick as mince but knows how to bench press..

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To be honest if you need to stop working for three months then you need to be either unemployed or a business owner

mumofoneAloneandwell · 23/03/2026 20:21

Oh god, this woman

dillite · 23/03/2026 20:21

The ixperts aren't buying these two. They look very doubtful and unconvinced.

Appalonia · 23/03/2026 20:21

RobynRB · 23/03/2026 20:20

To be honest if you need to stop working for three months then you need to be either unemployed or a business owner

Yes, I do wonder how they can afford to take so much time off work?

dapsnotplimsolls · 23/03/2026 20:22

Fakey Fakiness.

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mumofoneAloneandwell · 23/03/2026 20:22

Ixpert mel is here to serve face, she looks stunning ❤️

seazon · 23/03/2026 20:22

Victoriawould24 · 23/03/2026 20:20

It’s such a flaw in the format that the experts don’t comment on events we have all seen.

Mel not getting held to account for her slander and lies about Luke then being told ‘you’re not mean’ erm wtf

Yeah, I want video clips shown and then dissected

RobynRB · 23/03/2026 20:22

Is Brooke being sarcastic with that face???

IAmKerplunk · 23/03/2026 20:22

Steven wants to run

Pianoaholic · 23/03/2026 20:22

She's my number one fan?!
Did he get that the wrong way round somehow?

Empress13 · 23/03/2026 20:23

I cannot wait for when dopey balding Scott decides after the ixpererement that he does not want to give up his 5 am gym starts to look after an 8 year old sulky kid (if the trotter nosed mother is anything to go by) that will wipe that smug smirk off her ugly filled face

IAmKerplunk · 23/03/2026 20:23

Oh god his face at the end 😱😂

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