MAFSAus 2026 Thread 5. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Romcoms, Double Denim and Flapjack Envy.

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Enjoy.

Is John buying that?

So I’m still catching up. Brooke , Mel and Gia are this seasons mean girls?

What was wrong with Stella saying there are two sides with every story when Mel played the victim and named her husband. Whilst Gia and Brooke just went along with them.

Stella was being objective.

She’s not really sorry that’s why.

She’s only sorry that they don’t swallow her princess sob story

Gia is actually quite immature considering she’s a 35 years old mother.

And Scott is a knob isn’t he ?

There was nothing wrong with it.

She is emotionally mature.

Brooke, Gia & Mel haven’t left the school playground when it comes to their emotional maturity and behaviour.

The way Danny says 'do you know what I mean' irritates the living fuck out of me.

Scott’s just happy he managed to do up his buttons this morning by himself

That side eye Gia gave just as the ads came on. Evil woman.

Scott is in sales. Of course he's a knob. You can't do one without being another.

See what?

She’s a nasty piece of work. Luke should
stop wasting his time and leave next week and meet someone much nicer.

Everything about him makes me shudder

Scott is a knob

They're just a pair of bellends - quite literally, in Gia's face case

😂

Signing in. Thanks for the new thread.

He does come across as a bit of a thicko

If Willynose’s dd was subjected to the same behaviour her mum hands out I bet willynose would lose her shit!

Kill 2 birds with 1 stone, as my nan would say.

Oh I think its not gonna be approved!

Here's the link when I googled 😫😫
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ass_to_mouth

That's so funny!!😂

What the hell?

All this rushing through must mean they're going to spend ages on Silver Fox?

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That’s the understatement of the year. Still I guess it means you can have 3 businesses and still be thick. So that’s nice.