MAFSAus 2026 Thread 5. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Romcoms, Double Denim and Flapjack Envy.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Enjoy.

Locker room chat? Feck off.

I don’t like fat blokes or needy ones

Chris sounds like an NPC as the kids say.

I wonder how Brooke would have reacted to being paired with a fat lad.

He’s just expressed his preferences though, perhaps a little bluntly but 🤷‍♀️

The experts already know he said this

Well, this ceremony is lacking in all kinds of fireworks.

Most of these couples so far have had energy of roadkill

Love John, he’s got the measure of these couples

Maybe they’re saving it all for the next dinner party.

That’s usually where the fireworks occur 🤣

Will Charisma actually get some air-time?

Have the ixperts not SEEN the footage of the red flags debacle?

I'm guessing not, as these questions wouldn't be so anodyne if they had.

Pointless, they really don't have the full information.

Chris ‘has changed now’. How exactly? She’s hot and she’s dumb and she’s definitely not fat. She’s his exact type.

Bring back Cyrese, all is forgiven!

Just working out who’s worse , Brook or Gia?
Both quite awful..

Romcom.

Have bisexual Julia and Gray man left the experiment??

That's like asking would you rather shag Bojo or Gove

Tough call. Brooke, at least Gia's openly awful. Brooke's sneaky with it.

I just think its okay not to fancy fat people, you like what you like

But no need to be a dick and be like Fatties BACK OFF 😫🙄

Can we STOP with the vomit-inducing posts?!!

They're in the hot pink outfits.
Mel is probably very jealous as she put Greyson down as first choice in photo ranking challenge!

As if any of us would want him anywhere near us to begin with. We are fat, not blind.

My dinner has settled now, so I am good.

There’s not enough alcohol in the world to be able to make that decision