MAFSAus 2026 Thread 5. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Romcoms, Double Denim and Flapjack Envy.

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Enjoy.

It would be a cock and balls in my house.

“You’ve got it all over the valance”

God just put Silver Steve and Julia together

They can both bore each other to death talking bollocks

You cant go from never kissed to full on costume/role play

@FergoMcFergFace you nailed it, he’s Alan fucking Partridge

DH would not be able to resist drawing a cock and balls on me

See, should have got the rabbit instead Rebecca

I'm not going to be able to be unsee that now. 😂

😂

I'm sick of these two

Steve doesn't want a woman that knows what she wants. He wants someone who will just be there to fawn over him and never voice any opinion. Only he isn't rich enough to buy one of those models.

Is the next dinner party on Thursday?

😂

From the way DH is laughing at this comment I fear the same!

Ok I need to start watching live (and suffering the ads) instead of catch up because we’re already on DH’s PlayStation time, his reward for suffering MAFS.

Hopefully his?

Yay. Pepto bismol!!!

Where has all this 'confronting' come from all of a sudden? I don't remember that being such a big part of the vernacular in previous seasons...

Can’t stand that that advert!! 🤯🤯

Hell mend Danny now, he’s made his bed, strong misery vibes, but he went with it

Exactly!

The Carry On Ann Summers outfit would be off putting in any case surely

doesn't he want the connection? It does seem a bit like he’s stringing her along.

Rebecca and Steve, I’d be out of there if I was Rebecca. Steve and her are just not aligned.

Everybody is confronted now, it’s the new triggering

There's just no point in any middle aged or overweight woman going on this show.

I associate it with MAFS as that's the only time I see it!