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MAFSAus 2026 Thread 5. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Romcoms, Double Denim and Flapjack Envy.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 23/03/2026 20:08

Enjoy.

OP posts:
Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 24/03/2026 20:50

Ophir · 24/03/2026 20:49

Hell mend Danny now, he’s made his bed, strong misery vibes, but he went with it

Oooh maybe?!

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 24/03/2026 20:50

dillite · 24/03/2026 20:49

Hopefully his?

Perhaps with artistic licence 😆

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 24/03/2026 20:51

Columbidae · 24/03/2026 20:50

There's just no point in any middle aged or overweight woman going on this show.

Edited

I shall withdraw my application forthwith

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 24/03/2026 20:51

Its just all so cringe worthy tonight! Surely intimacy can never be forced?? Its awful!! Get them a couple of bottles of wine instead

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 24/03/2026 20:51

I feel sorry for Rebecca because she must feel it being the oldest woman there.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 24/03/2026 20:52

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 24/03/2026 20:51

I shall withdraw my application forthwith

🤣🤣

ruethewhirl · 24/03/2026 20:53

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 24/03/2026 20:51

Its just all so cringe worthy tonight! Surely intimacy can never be forced?? Its awful!! Get them a couple of bottles of wine instead

I always find the intimacy week so cringe. It always comes way too soon in the run and I end up cringing for the ones who are trying to work up to it in their own time.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 24/03/2026 20:53

I thought Felip Felop was going to whip his pants off there!

Columbidae · 24/03/2026 20:53

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 24/03/2026 20:50

doesn't he want the connection? It does seem a bit like he’s stringing her along.

Rebecca and Steve, I’d be out of there if I was Rebecca. Steve and her are just not aligned.

I don't think it will go anywhere long-term if he doesnt feel sexual chemistry now. But she's a nice person so he's ok spending time with her. Would be nice to be wrong.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 24/03/2026 20:54

I do wish the intimacy tasks would stop reminding me of Dean 🤢

Pianoaholic · 24/03/2026 20:54

What happens to all these great works of art? Do they get put in an exhibition?!

mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/03/2026 20:54

browneyes77 · 24/03/2026 20:48

Is the next dinner party on Thursday?

I bloody hope so

Columbidae · 24/03/2026 20:54

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 24/03/2026 20:52

🤣🤣

Same! 😂

dillite · 24/03/2026 20:54

Columbidae · 24/03/2026 20:53

I don't think it will go anywhere long-term if he doesnt feel sexual chemistry now. But she's a nice person so he's ok spending time with her. Would be nice to be wrong.

He doesn't seem to like her even as an acquaintance. Whenever she speaks, he looks and sounds annoyed by her sheer presence.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/03/2026 20:55

What is Julia wearing

pouletvous · 24/03/2026 20:55

Dont the men get to lead activities at all?

FergoMcFergFace · 24/03/2026 20:55

mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/03/2026 20:55

What is Julia wearing

She takes all her inspiration from the Scooby Doo movies.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 24/03/2026 20:55

Pianoaholic · 24/03/2026 20:54

What happens to all these great works of art? Do they get put in an exhibition?!

The Dead Dog exhibition

Columbidae · 24/03/2026 20:56

dillite · 24/03/2026 20:54

He doesn't seem to like her even as an acquaintance. Whenever she speaks, he looks and sounds annoyed by her sheer presence.

Awe, I hope he likes her a bit at least. But you're probably right.

dillite · 24/03/2026 20:56

Are these two in the same relationship? Or even on the same planet?

ruethewhirl · 24/03/2026 20:56

EdithBond · 24/03/2026 20:53

Foxes try intimacy:

LMAO 😄

mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/03/2026 20:56

Oh god charisma, what are you saying 🙄🙄

Choux · 24/03/2026 20:56

People who need ‘emotional safety’ should not get married to someone at first sight.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/03/2026 20:57

Graysons jaw omg

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