MAFSAus 2026 Thread 5. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Romcoms, Double Denim and Flapjack Envy.

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Enjoy.

And money. Those things are not cheap!

Obligatory glance at the boxer shorts bulge 👀

My thoughts exactly

What a load of shite

I wish Mumsnet would bring back the laughter emoji!

Never even thought to sneak a look at the danaconda...can't rewind either 😂

I really thought he'd just painted "cunt" on her back! 🤣🤣

She didnt paint shit lid

This is actually... cute

How can we be lovers if we can't be friends....

I thought it said ‘teabags’ on her arm for a moment

I thought he'd written Tea on her arm, but it says Tears.

Well done Greyson for calling out Julia's ridiculous word salad answers.

Why use 1 word when you can use 20

And what effort has Steve put in tonight?

When Bec calms down she seems almost normal

Danny is here for the fame

I thought "forever" was going to be "foreplay".

That will come back to haunt him.

Nutnut is going to hold on to that “forever”!!!!

Forever!!

I’d rather not 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh god, I foresee more humiliation with Hot Mumma and shrunken cock!

Oh Rebecca. 😬

This is going to end like Alan Partridge and the body chocolate.

God Mr Fox is such a drag.

If DH and I did that painting thing i wouldn't be able to resist painting rude words behind his back

I think Danny does actually like her, but only as a mate type. She's quite funny and they have a laugh sometimes.