MAFSAus 2026 Thread 5. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Romcoms, Double Denim and Flapjack Envy.

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Enjoy.

What is coming next? Pole dancing? Cancan?

I don’t actually think Boatboy is gay, I think he’s a bit shy and inexperienced with women and he needs the connection. A nice meal with wine and then maybe the cards would have been a far better bet for him.

They weren’t intimate questions

They were interview questions 😂

And to think that there are people who actively pay the likes of Charisma for their wisdom and insights

julia would have been better with a woman

Ah yes, mini golf. The fairytale is real....

Here comes the 'princess'

Did you not see his body language when he was answering the begging question? That's not body language of a straight man.

Using her charisma therapy cards

Or a mirror and an echo cave

Julia is better off alone

'That's your dog that died'

She probably converses deeply with her own vagina

I've missed something here, who's Boatboy? 😄

I'm not 100% certain as she never mentions it. But I get bi-vibes.

Write on him in paint? There's no space left on his body!!😂

They are going to paint each other?

too random

How is she going to paint any words on him when he's covered in tattoos?!

All I keep thinking is "don't get that paint on the carpets!"

Every inch is already inked

Julia's loose skin doesn't seem so bad - must just be on her stomach

How do people find the time to have so many tattoos?

Just what DonkeyDanny needs, more shite body art

I’d be far too tempted to just colour in Danny’s tattoos with the paint 😂

This is reminding me of Billy last series. Although it's going way better