MAFSAus 2026 Thread 5. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Romcoms, Double Denim and Flapjack Envy.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Enjoy.

This is worse than the kiss that wasn't 😭

Julia is a one woman Spanish Inquisition 🤣

Typical lesbian

Is she pitching for an ixpert role?

🤣🤣

What the fuck is she on about? A mindgasm?

It’s torture for us too. 🤐

YES DANNY - WE KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN YOU DONT HAVE TO KEEP SAYING IT!!

"I have had a lot of problems in my life, ya know what I mean?"

YES - you mean you have had problems in your life, it is hardly rocket science

I think Julia might have confused asexuality for bisexuality.

A “Mindgasm”!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can't she see how uncomfortable he is with those questions??

She's fucking cuckoo.

Dunno, but I am having a Boregasm....

“What to you is the most strange or unfamiliar thing about me?”

You just know she was angling for him to say: “You’re bi”

Bore off Julia!!!

🤣🤣. Im having (another) cringegasm

Nah. There's no way he knows she's bi. She never mentions it.

Charisma using intimate questions as a way to avoid intimacy with him.

I wonder the camera crew kept a straight face at that. I hope they show the lads' chat the next day and him revealing her fantasy night ended up being 'Who wants to be a millionaire'!

Is she bi? You dont say!

Said in really fake singsong Aussie accent. Gives me the rage.

I’m all out of ‘gasms

Full Julia. I’m rapidly going off her

Mindgasms HAS to be in the next thread title!😂

I’m not sure the charisma business is going to be inundated after this

Watching on +1. The mean girls lack so much self-awareness. All that rot about Stella playing the victim - they seem genuinely unware of the consequences of their own actions.