MAFSAus 2026 Thread 5. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Romcoms, Double Denim and Flapjack Envy.

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Enjoy.

Language Timothy

Maybe Homer Simpson is their level!

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I think it’s Wannabe Silver Fox who’s doing the shrinking in the willy department!

Rebecca does seem broken tbf, willynose is right here

We owe it to Mel to enjoy the show.
Itll be sad seeing her.
I really like Stella, I hope the witches don’t ruin her relationship.

Gia’s face is a puffy mess

She's pissed off that he dared to call her out. And he didn't even say much, only that so far it is her way or no way.

Here comes the word salad.

Oh Gawd, the angst of it all! Didn't understand a word..

It is, its therapy word salad 🙄

And can we have that in English now Stella?

Sorry. Julia

No surprise, Boatboy is a pecker

Does she bollocks think Grayson is a sexy boy.

My God, Charisma spoke so much bollocks, even Allessandra was at a loss to know what to say to her!😂

😄😄😄 how is brook seeming saner than you?! Lesbian, give it up 🙄

Julia has such great hair. Colour and cut both lovely

WTAT is Charisma talking about?! That was just word salad!

Julia: “So, bla bla bla, lean in, bla bla bla emotional chakra, bla bla bla bla”

Alessandra: “Ok, so Rachel! How are you?!”

It was like listening to a Linked In post about someone doing the most basic thing

Shame she talks such utter bollocks

No straight woman has described a grown man as a 'sexy boy' in the history of time

Im not getting all this leaning in. Into what?!

Female fantasy night....2 bottles of zinfandel, family bag salt and vinegar (Alid or lidl preferably) something shit on netflix and mumsnet in the background...

What? Was that not what she meant?