MAFSAus 2026 Thread 5. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Romcoms, Double Denim and Flapjack Envy.

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Enjoy.

Giggity

I did warn you...

😄😄

Old Stevo seems a boring bastard! Im older than him, and much more fun 😁

Steve: you are gross and disgusting and are truly punching here

Mrs Fox flogging a dead horse with Weasel.

God he's so not invested in this relationship. I feel bad for her.

Silver Fox is a knob

Bloody hell Hot Mumma don’t fear rejection from Wannabe Silver Fox!!!! Getting tiny weeny dick energy from him.

Why is Jules going on about being so "sleep-deprived"? One night of sleeping on the couch and she is shaking?

What an odd person

Christ on a bike

Silver Steve is boring as fuck

I think Silver Fox can’t get it up

This is kind of boring tbh 😕

Give Rebecca a rabbit and some mogadon tablets for Steve, she'll have a great time

He forgot to pack his Cialis.

Definitely it

Should go and see willynose and brook, they'll have a connection who can give him something

I’ve been bored for entire 30 minutes so far

That's because she's the main character and her chacras don't align when she's tired. It is actually literal torture having to consider another human's feelings and thoughts and opinions.

I've never been in a relationship where I needed help with " intimacy". I mean if you're into someone, you're all over each other!

Of course Willy Nose is banging on about her endless sex. BORING!

She protests too much, methinks.

Fucking hell wait till you're menopausal love, and you're lucky if you get 6 hours of broken sleep. Then you'll be exhaaaaaauuuuuusted.

Willynose soft launching her only fans career then 🙄

I think she knows that if they weren't always having sex, there would be nothing else to their relationship. I doubt they discuss Homer.