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MAFSAus 2026 Thread 5. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Romcoms, Double Denim and Flapjack Envy.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 23/03/2026 20:08

Enjoy.

OP posts:
dillite · 24/03/2026 20:10

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 24/03/2026 20:09

Im not getting all this leaning in. Into what?!

The wall for support

pouletvous · 24/03/2026 20:10

Ultimate female fantasy night?

red wine
chocolate peanuts
tv and sofa to myself

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 24/03/2026 20:10

Ultimate fantasy night? Wine, good snacks and a great box set! Done

notasadvertised · 24/03/2026 20:10

dillite · 24/03/2026 20:10

The wall for support

The wall for a decent chat!

MyGhastIsFlabbered · 24/03/2026 20:10

Have Gina’s lips got bigger?

MargoLivebetter · 24/03/2026 20:11

What is a “baddie”?

pouletvous · 24/03/2026 20:11

browneyes77 · 24/03/2026 20:09

Shame she talks such utter bollocks

Absolutely full of crap

dillite · 24/03/2026 20:11

notasadvertised · 24/03/2026 20:09

Female fantasy night....2 bottles of zinfandel, family bag salt and vinegar (Alid or lidl preferably) something shit on netflix and mumsnet in the background...

What? Was that not what she meant?

Having your other half do the washing up and clean the house. And not ask where anything in the house is kept.

notasadvertised · 24/03/2026 20:11

I'm already in cringe mode with the kiss me cue cards coming up...

mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/03/2026 20:11

notasadvertised · 24/03/2026 20:09

Female fantasy night....2 bottles of zinfandel, family bag salt and vinegar (Alid or lidl preferably) something shit on netflix and mumsnet in the background...

What? Was that not what she meant?

Literally mine, although swap zinfandel for sauvignon blanc 😍

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 24/03/2026 20:11

dillite · 24/03/2026 20:10

The wall for support

Im leaning my head into my hands with all their nonsense!

pouletvous · 24/03/2026 20:11

Steven and rachel are not a match

EmeraldShamrock000 · 24/03/2026 20:11

Chocolate peanuts yummy. It’s been a while.

MargoLivebetter · 24/03/2026 20:12

Boaty is SHITTING himself. The fear has flattened his hair.

dillite · 24/03/2026 20:12

Boaty Boy is SHITTING himself. He is contemplating jumping out the window and never returning.

Pianoaholic · 24/03/2026 20:12

Steven's hair has gone flat at the thought of it.

loveawineloveacrisp · 24/03/2026 20:12

MyGhastIsFlabbered · 24/03/2026 20:10

Have Gina’s lips got bigger?

I defo think she's had them freshly pumped. I'm getting Pete Burns vibes.

Appalonia · 24/03/2026 20:12

My fantasy would be a threesomes with Mr Poldark and the first Bridgerton Duke..!😂

pouletvous · 24/03/2026 20:12

Oh yeah, add family bag of crisps for the ultimate fantasy night

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 24/03/2026 20:12

Im cringing already. Prepping for the most awkward kiss in history

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 24/03/2026 20:12

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 24/03/2026 20:11

Im leaning my head into my hands with all their nonsense!

I’m leaning my head towards the oven

mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/03/2026 20:13

MargoLivebetter · 24/03/2026 20:12

Boaty is SHITTING himself. The fear has flattened his hair.

😄😄😄😄

Pianoaholic · 24/03/2026 20:13

Such an unsexy scenario!!

dillite · 24/03/2026 20:13

It's a relief that she's at least dressed

pouletvous · 24/03/2026 20:13

Oh cringearama rach

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