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MAFSAus 2026 Thread 5. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Romcoms, Double Denim and Flapjack Envy.

1000 replies

dapsnotplimsolls · 23/03/2026 20:08

Enjoy.

OP posts:
IAmKerplunk · 24/03/2026 19:49

Oh this is going to be so cringy!

pouletvous · 24/03/2026 19:49

Brooke and Chris haven’t kissed?

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 24/03/2026 19:50

dillite · 24/03/2026 19:48

She's not used to speaking human and not just fake, energy, crystal affirmation language where you say words but there's 0 meaning.

Maybe she'd have liked Crystal from last year!

notasadvertised · 24/03/2026 19:50

HUH HUH HUH we're already pretty spicy...

Oh fuck off...

QueSyrahSyrah · 24/03/2026 19:50

Pianoaholic · 24/03/2026 19:49

Romcom is a great one , can't remember who thought it up

I shall now refer to her exclusively as Romcom. Thanks

loveawineloveacrisp · 24/03/2026 19:50

dillite · 24/03/2026 19:46

Charisma is being very dramatic and am I sensing some lying and bullying here now that he has dared to call her out?

She is so self absorbed. She's not interested unless they're talking about her.

menopausalfart · 24/03/2026 19:50

Boatboy is gonna shit his knickers.

browneyes77 · 24/03/2026 19:50

loveawineloveacrisp · 24/03/2026 19:50

She is so self absorbed. She's not interested unless they're talking about her.

That’s very much how it seems

dillite · 24/03/2026 19:51

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 24/03/2026 19:50

Maybe she'd have liked Crystal from last year!

Yes. They could be chanting affirmations at each other without ever actually saying anything of substance.

loveawineloveacrisp · 24/03/2026 19:51

pouletvous · 24/03/2026 19:44

Why doesn’t Mel and Luke crack open some
wine and nibbles ? Loosen up kids

I just said ffs go out and get hammered and then that stick might get removed from her arse.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/03/2026 19:51

QueSyrahSyrah · 24/03/2026 19:46

I work with a girl that speaks like Mel. Takes her 2 business days to draw a sentence out and even then you have to ask her to repeat it as she whispers everything. Infuriating.

These girls are on tiktok 'leaning into their divine feminine' 😄😄😄😄

browneyes77 · 24/03/2026 19:51

What is going on with Steven’s hair 😂😂😂

Looks like someone rubbed a balloon on it

dillite · 24/03/2026 19:51

You don't say Boaty Boy.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 24/03/2026 19:51

menopausalfart · 24/03/2026 19:50

Boatboy is gonna shit his knickers.

His hair is already standing on end!

Appalonia · 24/03/2026 19:51

New things you've never heard of before?? Like felching? ( Don't Google it ,,) lol

Pianoaholic · 24/03/2026 19:51

Steven's hair looks like someone's held a balloon to it!

MargoLivebetter · 24/03/2026 19:52

Jesus what’s going on with Boaty’s hair today?!

Pianoaholic · 24/03/2026 19:53

MargoLivebetter · 24/03/2026 19:52

Jesus what’s going on with Boaty’s hair today?!

He's been playing with balloons.

LargeAmericanoQuick · 24/03/2026 19:54

I'm basically just reading the comments because every time I look up, it's adverts.

dillite · 24/03/2026 19:54

It's the thought of possibly seeing a naked woman

FergoMcFergFace · 24/03/2026 19:55

notasadvertised · 24/03/2026 19:50

HUH HUH HUH we're already pretty spicy...

Oh fuck off...

He's like Butt-Head with a Lamborghini.

Ophir · 24/03/2026 19:56

Boaty boy used the word “Goody!”

🙈

pouletvous · 24/03/2026 19:56

Why are we seeing so much of a previous episode?

mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/03/2026 19:56

Appalonia · 24/03/2026 19:51

New things you've never heard of before?? Like felching? ( Don't Google it ,,) lol

Well now ive got to

Edit. I regret the choice I made

FergoMcFergFace · 24/03/2026 19:56

I'm getting Timothy Lumsden energy from Steven.

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