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MAFSAus 2026 Thread 5. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Romcoms, Double Denim and Flapjack Envy.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 23/03/2026 20:08

Enjoy.

OP posts:
pouletvous · 24/03/2026 19:44

Why doesn’t Mel and Luke crack open some
wine and nibbles ? Loosen up kids

Choux · 24/03/2026 19:45

pouletvous · 24/03/2026 19:44

Why doesn’t Mel and Luke crack open some
wine and nibbles ? Loosen up kids

Well it’s currently breakfast time in the show but they could go out for coffee and a walk.

Pianoaholic · 24/03/2026 19:46

Greyson now sat there with mouth agape as well as staring eyes!

pouletvous · 24/03/2026 19:46

Why are they exhausted? They wheeled
some cases into a lift and along a corridor

LargeAmericanoQuick · 24/03/2026 19:46

Is that some bisexual warm water

mumofoneAloneandwell · 24/03/2026 19:46

These two both seem gay as fuck 😄

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 24/03/2026 19:46

Pianoaholic · 24/03/2026 19:46

Greyson now sat there with mouth agape as well as staring eyes!

Totally glaekit!

QueSyrahSyrah · 24/03/2026 19:46

I work with a girl that speaks like Mel. Takes her 2 business days to draw a sentence out and even then you have to ask her to repeat it as she whispers everything. Infuriating.

Appalonia · 24/03/2026 19:46

Charisma's jumper is SO 1980s!!!

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 24/03/2026 19:46

If only Grayson could turn into a woman he might have more of a chance

dillite · 24/03/2026 19:46

Charisma is being very dramatic and am I sensing some lying and bullying here now that he has dared to call her out?

notasadvertised · 24/03/2026 19:46

Just checked in at drippy in pink trying to prolong her stay on the ixperiment, did I miss owt?

Appalonia · 24/03/2026 19:47

She's bonkers!😂

Choux · 24/03/2026 19:47

Is Charisma just trying to pick a fight?

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 24/03/2026 19:47

notasadvertised · 24/03/2026 19:46

Just checked in at drippy in pink trying to prolong her stay on the ixperiment, did I miss owt?

Not much, the usual endless recaps and numerous ads!

QueSyrahSyrah · 24/03/2026 19:48

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 24/03/2026 19:41

Cheers 🥂 Mel

Cheers to her, and to all of you 🍷

ps.. we definitely need a nickname for elf-mel now, her name is making me too sad.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 24/03/2026 19:48

notasadvertised · 24/03/2026 19:46

Just checked in at drippy in pink trying to prolong her stay on the ixperiment, did I miss owt?

Nope

pouletvous · 24/03/2026 19:48

Gia is always very concerned about other couples

not normal to care that much

dillite · 24/03/2026 19:48

She's not used to speaking human and not just fake, energy, crystal affirmation language where you say words but there's 0 meaning.

MargoLivebetter · 24/03/2026 19:48

Hmmmm, thinking Bi-sexual is being manipulative there.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 24/03/2026 19:48

Why are they tired? Why are they packing? I dont understand!

Appalonia · 24/03/2026 19:48

The Knock of Doom!!😂

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 24/03/2026 19:49

Clinical sexologist 😄

Pianoaholic · 24/03/2026 19:49

QueSyrahSyrah · 24/03/2026 19:48

Cheers to her, and to all of you 🍷

ps.. we definitely need a nickname for elf-mel now, her name is making me too sad.

Romcom is a great one , can't remember who thought it up

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 24/03/2026 19:49

I didnt realise Alessandra's surname was Rampola 🤣

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