MAFSAus 2026 Thread 5. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Romcoms, Double Denim and Flapjack Envy.

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Enjoy.

Stella is stunning - just naturally beautiful

I currently look like ive been dragged through a hedge 😫

Poor Mel, such a young woman. She looks
so healthy in this series

we never know what’s round the corner

To mel! 🥂

Cheers Mel (not a drinker)

To Mel, the warmest and kindest of the ixperts. 🥂 ❤️

To Mel ☕️

How come Brooke didn’t call Gia fake etc because she didn’t really have any red flags about Scott! Hypocrite

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If anyone is fake, it’s Gia: fake willy nose, fake hair, lips, tits, tan, teeth

the list is endless

Because bitches of a feather have to stick together

Why didn’t they leave luggage by the door?

Brook is unhappy with Chris and I don’t 100% buy Gia and Scott as he’s pussy whipped.

Whenever someone younger than me dies, I feel like I should be grateful for my life ( 61 ). It just feels so unfair, the lifespan we are given. And celebrity doesn't protect you from that either.

So sad about Mel. I bet she would have loved these threads, though. So we owe it to her to carry on bitching ♥️

Wasn’t it cunts?! 🤣

All Chris cares for is sex. If Pasta Tits wasn't all about it, he would have voted "leave".

Cheers 🥂 Mel

She's made an early alliance with her because she probably knows not to get on the wrong side of her.

don’t You mean Scott is all about sex?!

I will be honest, they are the same knob to me.

This conversation will be painful. And dull

Can someone please slap RomCom with a flaccid dick. Please.

Don't buy Mel at all.

They can never be together- she is an elf, and he is a dwarf

She'd faint, I doubt shes ever been near one, flaccid or otherwise 😫