MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Voila.

As if there are teenagers that firstly see dust and the secondly clean it off. I didn't think that ads were allowed to lie.

Sounds like my kind of plan.

I’ll eat the apple… then I’ll eat the Easter egg that’s staring at me!!!

Yes, Brook, you are a horrible person.

Brooke, Brooke, Brooke. You are such a knob.

I need Brooke off my screen already.

And she can take Gia with her

Okay brook is doubling down

Ixpert Mel looks gorgeous in that green

It really is true that an ugly personality changes someones looks.

Who has written leave?

Surely romcom

Danny kissed Bec on purpose there. For show.

Must be Smel who wrote leave

She looks fabulous in that colour

Must be Romcom. I don't know who else would. Unless we're in for a shocker.

Agree ixpert Mel looks lovely in green 💚

That handwriting wasn't psychotic enough

Oh FFS.

DP is now on the phone moaning about his glasses prescription 🙄🤯

TRYING TO WATCH MY SHOW!!!

😄

Gia is so vulgar. Toxic Barbie

It could be Luke. Fingers crossed.

Ltb x

Dump him

Is Mrs Mangle really doing double denim?

LTB.

The leave writer had pointy clear (fake) nails