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MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 18/03/2026 20:48

Voila.

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Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 23/03/2026 19:59

I just think Luke with his job, looks and so on was never going to be perfect for Miss Prissy Princess.

dillite · 23/03/2026 19:59

Columbidae · 23/03/2026 19:58

Why...does....she.......talk.........so.........effing.........slow?!

Because she's this weak princess who has no strength left from putting up with her evil captor

Pianoaholic · 23/03/2026 19:59

Certainly can't see her mucking out the cows!

dapsnotplimsolls · 23/03/2026 20:00

dillite · 23/03/2026 19:59

Because she's this weak princess who has no strength left from putting up with her evil captor

150 years ago, she'd have been dying of consumption for about 3 years.

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dillite · 23/03/2026 20:00

Pianoaholic · 23/03/2026 19:59

Certainly can't see her mucking out the cows!

But she could live out her Cindarella fantasy then

Victoriawould24 · 23/03/2026 20:00

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 23/03/2026 19:57

But if Mel and Luke stay it makes for good tv.

It doesn’t though really, I feel like it crosses a line because she is genuinely manipulative and unhinged and he is genuinely crushed.

loveawineloveacrisp · 23/03/2026 20:01

Can someone please punch that pathetic sad face.

dillite · 23/03/2026 20:01

Tell her John!

dapsnotplimsolls · 23/03/2026 20:01

Pianoaholic · 23/03/2026 19:59

Certainly can't see her mucking out the cows!

The cows would kill themselves.

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RobynRB · 23/03/2026 20:01

I'm not sure he wants anything now...

mumofoneAloneandwell · 23/03/2026 20:01

dillite · 23/03/2026 19:55

Just a bit?

I mean genuinely unhinged 😄

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 23/03/2026 20:02

Where was Lukes fairytale, huh??

Appalonia · 23/03/2026 20:02

Poor Luke.

Pianoaholic · 23/03/2026 20:02

Surely he has to write leave...

mumofoneAloneandwell · 23/03/2026 20:02

I'm saying it now, Luke isnt perfect

Given the chance, we will see him do a 180 😄😄

dillite · 23/03/2026 20:02

Why is nobody butting in and saying what RomCom said at the Flag presentation?

IAmKerplunk · 23/03/2026 20:03

He looks devastated ☹️

Appalonia · 23/03/2026 20:03

She's lying.

dapsnotplimsolls · 23/03/2026 20:03

Steady on Luke.

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pouletvous · 23/03/2026 20:03

Will the other women realise that Mel wan lying at the meeting? They really went for Stella over that

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 23/03/2026 20:03

She’s lying
its a trap

straitgh · 23/03/2026 20:03

He’s jumped the shark

IAmKerplunk · 23/03/2026 20:03

dillite · 23/03/2026 20:02

Why is nobody butting in and saying what RomCom said at the Flag presentation?

Yes! If they believed her why aren’t they calling him out?

Victoriawould24 · 23/03/2026 20:03

Someone give him a hug

mumofoneAloneandwell · 23/03/2026 20:03

Oh COME ON

Tell me you lot aren't buying these tears, please?!?!

This man is acting!

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