MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

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Voila.

Shes just so fucking simpering and irritating

Oh straight in there

I hope they hold her to account

I have spare space under the patio, FYI

She’s atill harping on about her dweeeem wedding

Mel just looks so mopey. Can't bear it.

Fuck off with your fairy tale.

He was only TEN minutes late? I thought it was an hour, the way she was carrying on!!

I didn't get my moment. Prince Charming wasn't kissing my feet. Nobody was serenading me.

Luke was only 10 mins late? Ffs

that was fhe producers Mel! They could have held you in a room

Alessandras face 😄😄😄😄😄

Fairy tale blah blah- what fecking age are you??

I also thought it was wayyyyy longer than 10 mins.

My god she’s a funny fish

This! They fucked him over

It was mean of the production team to send her
dpwn the aisle knowing Luke hadn’t arrived

It’s a shame that none of the producers phones were working when Luke went back for the rings

😂

RomCom does a good Daily Mail sad face. She must be practising for the future.

YOU ARE A LYING CUNT!

Seems like she's overdosed on Disney.

Exactly.

She should aim her annoyance at them!

He doesn’t look like Bradley Cooper

thats the end of the relationship

Her attempt at sad eyes and sad voice 🙄

God she’s such a pathetic, whiny, lying little twit.

Also she looks like Mrs Mangle