MAFSAus 2026 Thread 4. UK Pace. NO SPOILERS PLEASE. Platypus' cat says no fake tits, fake face and fake arse.

[dapsnotplimsolls]

Voila.

Jons face

🤣

That's so right - DM sad face!!

Mel does seem a bit crazy

John’s non impressed eyebrow raise 🤣

Jesus, another ad break???

This is why it's good to beat your kids when they are young and not indulge their psychotic behaviour. A few belt strokes and she would be cured.

God, the dramatic music is a bit OTT!

Why doesn’t she pipe up about how awful he has been to her like she did at the red flag challenge?

Does she honestly think she's going to get sympathy from anyone?

Just a bit?

She needs a good shake! God, I dislike her whiny little voice.

Blah blah feel sorry for me. It’s so horrible how she’s manipulating the situation and the sisterhood stood up for her and encouraged her behaviour.

What about the abusive behaviour Melly? Not going to mention it?

She needs a good slap 🤣

With a wet fish

please please go home Luke

Doesn’t she realise you look more attractive when you actually y’know, smile?!

Or a chewing gum

But if Mel and Luke stay it makes for good tv.

They really stitched poor Luke up!

Why...does....she.......talk.........so.........effing.........slow?!

I hope Luke had his pick of da laydeez after this.

CUNT COUNTER
Mel 1
Gia 0
Brooke 0

Will anyone leave on the first cc?

That song in the Primark ad is about 49 years old! And still sounds great!