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You don’t have to be a tattooed back-packing forager but it helps. Masterchef: Professionals Thread 3

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Halsall · 08/03/2026 19:31

Cooking doesn’t get any tougher….. me on a plate…..you all get the idea!

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Jellytotsapplepie · 16/03/2026 22:00

PotterHead1985 · 16/03/2026 22:00

Wait, I've got my names mixed up!!! I meant Georgia. I am so so sorry Caroline

Thank goodness 😅

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 16/03/2026 22:00

Jellytotsapplepie · 16/03/2026 21:56

Haven’t seen that..

How did you miss Fast Show?
Jellytotsapplepie · 16/03/2026 22:01

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 16/03/2026 22:00

How did you miss Fast Show?

Maybe travelling I think

(not being Gareth)

EsmaCannonball · 16/03/2026 22:01

Jellytotsapplepie · 16/03/2026 21:58

Testaurant 😂

Tbh, I think testaurant is an excellent term for a restaurant run by one of those beardy, tattooed fire-frotting macho chefs.

ilovesooty · 16/03/2026 22:01

littlbrowndog · 16/03/2026 21:59

Say what

where are you going ?

Out for a curry with an ex colleague

Jellytotsapplepie · 16/03/2026 22:03

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 16/03/2026 22:00

How did you miss Fast Show?

I rember when John barnes was on strictly saying he wasn’t competitive

the VT went to his kids who described him keeping them outside doing handstands for hours encouraging them to beat him 😂😂😂

as if anyone would believe a prof footballer would t be competitive

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Halsall · 17/03/2026 21:02

Evening!

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Sunbird24 · 17/03/2026 21:03

Hello!

TheDogsMother · 17/03/2026 21:03

Evening !

lettingthedaysgoby · 17/03/2026 21:03

Flashback to GBM!

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 17/03/2026 21:03

Just seen John on.gbm!

EsmaCannonball · 17/03/2026 21:03

Oh god, he's just been competing on the GBM and I was a bit fed up with him then.

littlbrowndog · 17/03/2026 21:03

What is he doing here

Halsall · 17/03/2026 21:03

Never heard of this chap, I must confess

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Fransgran · 17/03/2026 21:04

Oh God, not him again

Sunbird24 · 17/03/2026 21:04

I looked up from my phone and was very confused

EsmaCannonball · 17/03/2026 21:05

Under his tuition and guidance.

He's like the Karate Kid but with noodles.

littlbrowndog · 17/03/2026 21:05

No rice. Wow

bungobungobungo · 17/03/2026 21:05

Evening!

lettingthedaysgoby · 17/03/2026 21:06

littlbrowndog · 17/03/2026 21:05

No rice. Wow

Thai. But make it wanky!

EsmaCannonball · 17/03/2026 21:06

I've said this before but 'heritage grains' just sounds like grains that have been picked out of cowpats.

lettingthedaysgoby · 17/03/2026 21:06

Ah, yes - fresh British coconuts...

littlbrowndog · 17/03/2026 21:06

Didn’t he just had this dish on great British menu

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 17/03/2026 21:07

I think id need rice with those portions. It is a tad chefwankery.

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