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You don’t have to be a tattooed back-packing forager but it helps. Masterchef: Professionals Thread 3

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Halsall · 08/03/2026 19:31

Cooking doesn’t get any tougher….. me on a plate…..you all get the idea!

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EsmaCannonball · 16/03/2026 21:55

TheDogsMother · 16/03/2026 21:54

Have Marcus and Matt got a little competitive ?

Yes, it's like the old silverback gorilla trying to slap down an upstart rival.

Jellytotsapplepie · 16/03/2026 21:56

EsmaCannonball · 16/03/2026 21:55

Yes, it's like the old silverback gorilla trying to slap down an upstart rival.

😂

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 16/03/2026 21:56

We are going to have to start saying " Fuck off Marcus!"

ilovesooty · 16/03/2026 21:56

Jellytotsapplepie · 16/03/2026 21:55

I’m starting to imagine him being the sort of dad that doesn’t let kids win

Like The Fast Show

Jellytotsapplepie · 16/03/2026 21:56

ilovesooty · 16/03/2026 21:56

Like The Fast Show

Haven’t seen that..

burblish · 16/03/2026 21:56

Ah, shame, I liked Ismail.

Halsall · 16/03/2026 21:57

Jellytotsapplepie · 16/03/2026 21:55

I’m starting to imagine him being the sort of dad that doesn’t let kids win

Competitive Dad from The Fast Show

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Fransgran · 16/03/2026 21:57

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 16/03/2026 21:56

We are going to have to start saying " Fuck off Marcus!"

I'm in

Jellytotsapplepie · 16/03/2026 21:57

Oh Ismail😢

TheDogsMother · 16/03/2026 21:57

That was a ‘whatever’ look from Polly there.

Sunbird24 · 16/03/2026 21:57

Sad to see Ismail go.
Polly’s done well, she’s still only young

Jellytotsapplepie · 16/03/2026 21:57

TheDogsMother · 16/03/2026 21:57

That was a ‘whatever’ look from Polly there.

She’d only stayed in by default for me

PotterHead1985 · 16/03/2026 21:57

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 16/03/2026 21:56

We are going to have to start saying " Fuck off Marcus!"

Well there has been a dearth of fuck offs

littlbrowndog · 16/03/2026 21:57

Watch this space and stop giggling

Halsall · 16/03/2026 21:58

Oh no. A fire wanker 🙄

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Jellytotsapplepie · 16/03/2026 21:58

Oh great they are staying In Kitchen next time

hate it when they go to a testaurant

EsmaCannonball · 16/03/2026 21:58

Arsonist leather-aproned wanker chef coming up.

(Mark might do well in that challenge, though.)

PotterHead1985 · 16/03/2026 21:58

Can we PLEASE get rid of Caroline tomorrow.

Jellytotsapplepie · 16/03/2026 21:58

Testaurant 😂

ilovesooty · 16/03/2026 21:59

Halsall · 16/03/2026 21:57

Competitive Dad from The Fast Show

Yes that's who I meant.

I'll be missing tomorrow - going out for a meal.

Jellytotsapplepie · 16/03/2026 21:59

PotterHead1985 · 16/03/2026 21:58

Can we PLEASE get rid of Caroline tomorrow.

No what’s come over you!

oh are you doing that thing

PotterHead1985 · 16/03/2026 21:59

Oh god. Just seen the side yoke saying comic relief is Friday. Is it that time again already.

Sunbird24 · 16/03/2026 21:59

Right-o, off to bed!
still got that song in my head, hope I don’t have nightmares about eyeless rabbits dancing round the garden!

littlbrowndog · 16/03/2026 21:59

ilovesooty · 16/03/2026 21:59

Yes that's who I meant.

I'll be missing tomorrow - going out for a meal.

Say what

where are you going ?

PotterHead1985 · 16/03/2026 22:00

Jellytotsapplepie · 16/03/2026 21:59

No what’s come over you!

oh are you doing that thing

Wait, I've got my names mixed up!!! I meant Georgia. I am so so sorry Caroline

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