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You don’t have to be a tattooed back-packing forager but it helps. Masterchef: Professionals Thread 3

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Halsall · 08/03/2026 19:31

Cooking doesn’t get any tougher….. me on a plate…..you all get the idea!

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Sunbird24 · 16/03/2026 21:49

PotterHead1985 · 16/03/2026 21:48

👀

You’ll have to go back and catch up on the thread comments now you know what the star dishes were!

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 16/03/2026 21:49

PotterHead1985 · 16/03/2026 21:47

Hellooo. Im in a hoop. Long days outdoors on the fair are long. Leaving here at half 10 tomorrow and should possibly be home somewhere around the same time as today

Potts, I feel that your life could be a thread in itself!

EsmaCannonball · 16/03/2026 21:49

How the fuck was he meant to whip up some sourdough, Marcus? Be reasonable.

littlbrowndog · 16/03/2026 21:49

PotterHead1985 · 16/03/2026 21:47

Hellooo. Im in a hoop. Long days outdoors on the fair are long. Leaving here at half 10 tomorrow and should possibly be home somewhere around the same time as today

Och you must be knackered. Feet up cup of tea

Jellytotsapplepie · 16/03/2026 21:50

Bye Polly 👋

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 16/03/2026 21:50

Even Marcus can't save Polly.

ilovesooty · 16/03/2026 21:50

Undercooked pastry. Surely she's off now.

PotterHead1985 · 16/03/2026 21:50

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 16/03/2026 21:49

Potts, I feel that your life could be a thread in itself!

Haha you are not wrong!!

Halsall · 16/03/2026 21:51

Ahhh hispi, my old friend…..

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Jellytotsapplepie · 16/03/2026 21:51

Oh no this looks good Gareth

ilovesooty · 16/03/2026 21:51

That looks green and slimy

TheDogsMother · 16/03/2026 21:52

Halsall · 16/03/2026 21:51

Ahhh hispi, my old friend…..

So 2022

littlbrowndog · 16/03/2026 21:52

It’s weird how we have different names for veggie in uk. We call a hispi a sweetheart cabbage

EsmaCannonball · 16/03/2026 21:52

That just looks like a sad leaf in a shop-bought sauce.

PotterHead1985 · 16/03/2026 21:52

I dont see any tempura

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 16/03/2026 21:52

EsmaCannonball · 16/03/2026 21:49

How the fuck was he meant to whip up some sourdough, Marcus? Be reasonable.

If only he had some left over sodabread lying around.
Noooooooo, don't let Psycho killer through. Come onnnnn Ishmael!

TheDogsMother · 16/03/2026 21:53

Damn Gareth is probably through.

ilovesooty · 16/03/2026 21:53

Oh shut up Marcus

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 16/03/2026 21:53

littlbrowndog · 16/03/2026 21:52

It’s weird how we have different names for veggie in uk. We call a hispi a sweetheart cabbage

So does everyone except cheffing walkers.

PotterHead1985 · 16/03/2026 21:54

Marcus is obsessed with shit being soft tonight

EsmaCannonball · 16/03/2026 21:54

Marcus is fecking annoying me tonight. How much texture can you expect in a curry? How much texture was in Gareth's dish?

TheDogsMother · 16/03/2026 21:54

Have Marcus and Matt got a little competitive ?

Jellytotsapplepie · 16/03/2026 21:54

Sad I think it’s ismail
and Polly 👋

Jellytotsapplepie · 16/03/2026 21:55

TheDogsMother · 16/03/2026 21:54

Have Marcus and Matt got a little competitive ?

And now Matt’s not coming back for next series 🤔

Jellytotsapplepie · 16/03/2026 21:55

EsmaCannonball · 16/03/2026 21:54

Marcus is fecking annoying me tonight. How much texture can you expect in a curry? How much texture was in Gareth's dish?

I’m starting to imagine him being the sort of dad that doesn’t let kids win

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