MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

These two won’t have beautiful children.

Danny nice but dim

Chinny teeth.

Danny likes his mascara

I was just thinking the same thing 🤣🤣

Me thinks the tummy ache is an excuse for I don’t want sleep with you you ain’t my type !

He has a very large jaw and she has a tiny one

Is a new thread in the offing?

Why was he tilting his head so much?!

Women of his grand mothers generation tended to stay married because they had few financial options. Hate to break it to ya Danny.

"Oscar Wylie". Hmmm. He's certainly not overeducated.
I hope he turns out to be nice.

Danny is a proper wide boy

Oh god, Danny is mates with that Will Parfitt dude who’s the Channing Tatum impersonator

She has a very small round head to his big long oblong one.....like Bert and Ernie

Do you think it would even out for their kids?

Is somebody starting a new thread?

🤣

bert and ernie

@ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs They forever shall be known as Burt and Ernie.

Bert and Ernie

lock it in

Why are they all getting married in beaches or in vestibules?

Don’t know if I’ve seen too many series’s but the diva strop by Gia’s friend seemed scripted to me & now thinking the same with the lack of toilet door & tummy issues.

I can’t stop laughing

God you're all being horrible about their appearances. They seem normal and not nuts.

I like this couple. They seem a bit more ordinary.

New thread anywhere?

Not getting the trend for thigh high splits in the wedding dresses.