MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

How can you forget Wacky Jacky.

Same. I too think that she looks like a bloated Lauren than Peggy.

@JaneJefferthats exactly what I said about her nose! She should get a refund

I agree with this. But Lauren was fab and was a girls girl whereas Pasta boobs (Gia) is bitchy and puts the other women down. I hate women that are like this and see other women as competition.

Gia also seems to have mistaken tits out of a catalogue for a personality.

She reminds of one of those Easter island statues 🗿

Harsh but fair 😄

What I love about MAFS Aus are the locations - the colour of that sea as the backdrop to their wedding was just stunning. MAFS Uk tbf did step its budget up but Oz will always have the edge not only for where it is. Gr8 UK March viewing!!

Just catching up - Mel wanging on endlessly about being late is like Wacky Jacqui wanging on about the dancing drop.

We've now had 2 grooms' Mums slagging off their sons 😁

I think Rachel is prettier than Gia however that laugh is too much. Just STOP.

Noticed during the edit about “The Kid” that Scotty mentions “she” when there was no reference to the kid’s gender mentioned at all that was aired during the “confessio”. Gia has come across ok at the wedding however suspect that true colours will appear during the honeymoon.

Mel needs to get a grip. Would she have preferred him to have been on time but without rings? The chewing gum noise would have given me the ick.

As usual MAFSOZ is not going to disappoint I’m sure!

@JaneJeffer they’re not quite as hard faced as her

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Sat and ready, with sable grapes from lidl - delish

I've only just finished last night's. How much more can I take? 😂

Rachel looks a bit like how Gia looked when she was young pre surgery.

Buckle up 😆

I’M HERE LIVE!!

Wheeeeeeeeeee!

A tummy ache! Diddums!

Toot toot! Checking in live and wondering where the honeymoon budget went this year?!

Is that a homosexual tummy-ache?

BUT ONLY A CURTAIN! I feel for them both!

Course you have tummy ache Steven! 🙄

No way I’d be pooing with only a curtain to preserve my modesty