MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

No bathroom door? !!! That would be a straight off divorce for me!🤢🤢

I have my suspicions 🧐

That curtain's not gonna hide the stench.

Is nobody going to Vanuatu? Maybe they’ve been cut off by the Vanuatu tourist board.

Why do they think the cameras are there?!

The UK version no longer does this tell the family scene

seen it all before

And the venue budget. Half of them have got married on a beach.

Bec is the most normal bride so far I think.

Yeah, I always wonder about that!

I’m inclined to like this woman.

Bic has worked on herself (Ozempic)

Bec seems like a proper grown-up. So she's probably going to be utterly mad.

I think Bic is going to be utterly unhinged

Hotel manager: " Welcome to our Constipation Room".

Its pointless 😄

I’d refuse to share a door free bathroom

Danny's face is too expressive for me

This bloke has got a chin on him

Why the long face, Danny

Danny, there's a horse somewhere wants his teeth back.

Hes far too classy for UK mafs though 😄

It’s a no from me.

I see he gets the chin from his mum

I laughed too hard at that 🤣

Poor Bec!

She's not pregnant? 😂