MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

Sympathies. I missed Lambo Guy’s wedding and Barbie and Bogan’s reception because DS rang.

So Gia calls herself a Disability Support Worker but her uncle says she is a SAHM???

Uncle seemed pretty clear she didn’t work outside the home. Is she a former Disability Support Worker but now a SAHM? Or does she do Only Fans for men with disabilities?

Ahh okay

Perhaps her child is disabled?

Nah, if that was the case the producers would make it her whole personality and story arc

As a guest, I’d be absolutely freaking out about being expected to sit in the direct sun on the beach with no shade.

I’ve just watched the 1st half of tonight’s episode

Brunrtte Barbie actually said “I don’t feel like Meg Ryan in You’ve Got Mail” as she wiped her tears away.
Has she SEEN You’ve Got Mail?! Tom Hanks is a twat who puts Meg Ryan’s sweet little shop out of business. Who would want THAT?!

I was wondering if I had seen that film, but that doesn't ring any bells at all. I imagine When Harry Met Sally is Meg's best film by a mile. How could it not be?

I think it might be the opposite he turns out to be a bore and self absorbed and we will all end up loving her.

Also to the pp that noticed he mentioned moisturising in his vows see also clean eating 🥱

I must have missed that!
People who clean eat - I just think have a Twix and STFU

She’s never 35…

Urrrggh I think it’s really horrible how Gia refers to her daughter as “her kid”. Not portraying her as a loving involved parent. At all. Major red flag.

It’s not a great sign if your parents think you’re boring 😂🙈

Can I ask a question about thread etiquette.

I don’t really comment while the show is on as I watch with DH (who definitely thinks Steven looked at Rachel’s bosom especially when he said she was gorgeous), so I always do a ‘thanks’ to acknowledge posts I agree with or that make me laugh.
Do other people do this or am I being a weirdo?

She’s 28

Says 35 on show

We’re referring to Mel not Gia!

Literally JUST got off the phone!

What the fuck were those wedding vows of Gia’s?

Princess Mel is just being rude at this point.

Basically ignoring him because she’s pissy about not getting her romcom wedding.

She needs to grow the fuck up.

At least her mom seems sensible.

She might work in a children’s home?

I’m doing the same thing while I’m not watching it live.

I do this if I;m not watching live...I like people to know I've appreciated their input /sarky comment/witty observation/suggestion for a bride or groom nickname😂

Pink jobs and blue jobs had me so distracted that at first I didn't have that smacking noise with the chewing bum but how did the celebrant not knock him in to next week for it!

Up at 4 bed at 8? Scott, you boring tit...I don't care how much cashola you have. At least a 4am start will be well received by Gia's child on Christmas morning. Don't even want to waste my angry typiiiiing on Gia's gbf "that's why we were selected" because you promised drama (and delivered something as hot as last week's horlicks) also what is that scruffy shirt all about mate? Your tribe would be ashamed of you.

So which unlucky lady is getting the dickhead - I wasn't sure but from the hair possibly the model Brooke? Obviously he's such perfection that he'll find fault regardless, hoping she kicks him in the jingles and runs away....

Do they specifically look for the cheapest tackiest slutty dresses Gia looked like she was only Fans you could see her crotch! I’ve yet to see a really nice classy dress. Scott seems to good to be true as in the song ……. There may be trouble ahead !

Never mind the guests as the bride I could think of nothing worse than being on that windy beach with salt water in the air my hair would be a frizzy mess!

They nearly all had kids last series If I remember rightly