MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

I didn’t realise this had started up this week. I accidentally clicked on the All4 app and saw it 😩

just caught up with it all… I swear some of these have literally been chucked into this for fun, the production team aren’t even trying to pretend they have been matched for compatibility/love with some of these couples 😅

Catching up with EP 2 and it’s annoying me so much. Why did the producers let the pink one walk down the aisle when the farmer wasn’t there yet? It’s so contrived.

Nobody has a phone?

Sleepless in Seattle!

Thing is I've seen WHMS so many times that I can recite the whole thing pretty much word for word... Norah Efron's writing was off the charts genius.

Farmer boy and Princess sulky both need to shape up or ship out.

Plastic tits and Lambo man could work. Although if they’re both up and out at 4am, who’s looking after “the kid”?

Honeymooners have set off. Prince of rap didn’t seem too keen on the snow, she looked more calm the day after the night before. Boat-boy still hasn’t shown any emotion to laughing girl.

No names have stuck yet.

🤣

Her new one looks like a penis so they should consider themselves lucky

I think Dad can see history repeating. Mum probably thinks he's boring too. He was giving a very uncertain sideways look when mum was saying that Gia was a great match!

Scotty gives me serial killer vibes

The Christian groom said he was moisturised in his vows too

Maybe a moisturiser has sprayed tempted the show?

Sponsored!typo!

True, but I knew exactly who you meant! 😂

Does anyone think Gia is the double of Peggy from mafs uk (paired with jorge ‘show me them titties’) ?

Reading this thread makes me realise I cannot remember any of the people from previous series. Not a one.

Phew.

I think Peggy was flapping jeans woman

Yes!

Imagine doing something like this, 3 months of daily tv and being remembered as possibly the woman with the flapping jeans or the bloke with the shit haircut. What a legacy.

why on earth do they do this? (And why do I faithfully watch it?)

Pasta boobs uncle made me think of the Peter Kay thing about “uncle nobhead” at weddings.

Definitely uncle nobhead, that was my first thought. And Pastatits does look like Peggy.

That laugh on Rachel would drive me to murder within an hour.

American psycho

Ha ha maybe 😆

Gia’s giving a more inflated Lauren from previois MAFS Aus look who was paired with Jono

I think she's trying to channel Lauren's bolshiness too, but it's not working as Lauren was genuinely funny and she isn't.

Bec's snarkiness was amusing me.