MAFS Aus - 2026 Nuptials - UK Pace Thread #1 - starts 9 March - NO SPOILERS please! Down under we go again!

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Start getting the snacks stored and the strong tea/gin ready, we’re off to those Aussie weddings again on Monday 9th March.

Starting the thread a week early to gather the troops!

No spoilers on this thread please 🙏

We all said never again, but here we are…

Bring it on. Let the madness unfold. Happy 2026 season fellow MAFS fans 👰‍♀️🤵💒💍💐🥂🇦🇺

At least Farmer Luke will recognise the smell of bullshit

She’s just not into you

But being late and chewing gum isn’t what they do in the rom-commmms tho 🙄

I genuinely want to slap her at this point and tell her to get a fucking grip.

Sulky Barbie somehow looks about 14 but also about 45

10 things she hates about you

I just want to slap her

You'd think he took his gum out and stuck it on her forehead . Almost wish he had

Crisis averted.
Shock horror, people procreate!!

He s nicer about her child than she is. Really feel for that daughter. The way she’s behaved is horrible

There’s a gap in the editing - gone from talking about ‘the kid’ to ‘she’s a part of you’ without mentioning that the child is a daughter.

He's okay with the kid, it's the gay-er best friend he will tire of quickly

I give this marriage a week.

He’s blinded by the pneumatic boobs!

Is he gay-er than last nights Groom though?

Are shit haircuts on me this year's sock less shoes?

Chris referring to the ixperts in inverted commas

I might warm to him

This 'sceptic' groom.must have been reading these threads!
As we cast doubt on the experts and the marriages chances of survival!

Shitlids never out of style in a MAFS setting, it seems

That’s optimistic.

Princess Sulky reminds me of the one who coined the term 'bogan'last year. Trad wife. What was she called?

Lauren!

I think it was one of those pancake mixer bottles you add your milk etc...can't expect brunette barbie to be wasting time in the kitchen when she has trees to lean against while she looks wistfully in to the distance...

The only way I can watch is by recording it then FF through the ads.

Missed the last ruddy 30 mins because my mother rang 😫