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Masterchef the Professionals Thread 2: Mums, Nans and Nonnas

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Halsall · 20/02/2026 20:09

And so it continues…….thanks for the title suggestion Esma.

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Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 24/02/2026 20:41

Shes a bit posh, no? Sorry, non?

EsmaCannonball · 24/02/2026 20:41

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 24/02/2026 20:38

That's kiwis for ya. E is i, I is u.
I was trying to persuade dd and sil to enter,(patisserier and sous chef)because how cute would a couple be? sil was keen, dd was not. He wasn't after watching it.Grin
Poor baby he flaked.

And it's safe to do now that Gregg is gone.

Make one of them do it (say you'll leave the house to a donkey sanctuary). We need a mole inside the show.

viques · 24/02/2026 20:42

I haven’t been watching the series ( Olympics took priority) so I am not quite sure why there is a warehouse operative in the room. Clearly not a chef because he isn’t wearing white.

Casava farming Grandma alert!

EsmaCannonball · 24/02/2026 20:42

The tarte tatin sounded gorgeous until camembert entered the building.

SwedishEdith · 24/02/2026 20:42

Have missed these so far as clashed with the Olympics. There's something weird about the lighting as Matt T looks simultaneously different but still quite hot. Sorry for lowering the tone.

littlbrowndog · 24/02/2026 20:42

That’s the stuff blackmail your relatives

PotterHead1985 · 24/02/2026 20:43

Lot of grannies tonight

littlbrowndog · 24/02/2026 20:43

I would have Camembert with anything

Sunbird24 · 24/02/2026 20:44

I can tell I’m tired cos I’m struggling to understand Kieran. And he looks like he should be in the Watch up at the Wall…

viques · 24/02/2026 20:44

EsmaCannonball · 24/02/2026 20:41

And it's safe to do now that Gregg is gone.

Make one of them do it (say you'll leave the house to a donkey sanctuary). We need a mole inside the show.

If this lot spotted a mole they would serve it three ways. 😯

Halsall · 24/02/2026 20:45

PotterHead1985 · 24/02/2026 20:43

Lot of grannies tonight

Well at least the thread title's accidentally accurate!

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viques · 24/02/2026 20:45

Proof of life Grandma picture. This one is desperate to win.

littlbrowndog · 24/02/2026 20:45

I am Scottish and cannot understand a word he is saying

bungobungobungo · 24/02/2026 20:45

EsmaCannonball · 24/02/2026 20:42

The tarte tatin sounded gorgeous until camembert entered the building.

I’ve made tart tatin and Camembert was nowhere in sight! Just double cream.

SwedishEdith · 24/02/2026 20:45

Argh, I have PTSD following the last time I used one of those mandolins without the thumb guard.

EsmaCannonball · 24/02/2026 20:45

So Keith was like Elizabeth Berkeley in Showgirls and seized the moment when the star chef dropped out.

littlbrowndog · 24/02/2026 20:46

Grey venison

Sunbird24 · 24/02/2026 20:46

littlbrowndog · 24/02/2026 20:45

I am Scottish and cannot understand a word he is saying

I feel better for that, thank you!

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 24/02/2026 20:47

EsmaCannonball · 24/02/2026 20:41

And it's safe to do now that Gregg is gone.

Make one of them do it (say you'll leave the house to a donkey sanctuary). We need a mole inside the show.

Sadly son in law has got a "proper job" now and dd would rather work in Starbucks than go on telly.
Did we see Xohse on GBK? Sadly out.

PotterHead1985 · 24/02/2026 20:47

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 24/02/2026 20:47

Sadly son in law has got a "proper job" now and dd would rather work in Starbucks than go on telly.
Did we see Xohse on GBK? Sadly out.

We did. Poor chap

littlbrowndog · 24/02/2026 20:48

Oh heck them tarts look great

PotterHead1985 · 24/02/2026 20:49

Is that more black radish i saw?

viques · 24/02/2026 20:49

No matter how many ways you cook them Jerusalem artichokes are rank.

Sunbird24 · 24/02/2026 20:50

Oh I like Jerusalem artichokes - I’ll eat those if you want my mushrooms?

EsmaCannonball · 24/02/2026 20:51

Matt needs the Strictly tanning artistes to have a run at him.

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