Masterchef the Professionals Thread 2: Mums, Nans and Nonnas

[Halsall]

And so it continues…….thanks for the title suggestion Esma.

Gran alert ✔️

Why don't they get them to make omlettes or something? Or butterflied chicken with bubble and squeak?

His tattoos look like an Edwardian lady's lace gloves

Made it from Emmerdale. So ice cream and peaches? Nice supervising chef?

'Does anyone in your family know you are here? Where do they think you are?'

Are they planning to keep him in a dungeon or something?

Just dull. She has travelled

Seafood forager

This one looks like Rich Hall. Awful hair.

I was gonna say that

This one's a definite improvement on Philli but not as nice as the chap the first week

More shaky hands

Patrick does not look happy

Cut your hair

I thought he said 'when chicks are flying out.'

He looks simultaneously 12 and 55.

Mon is great at dropping pointed hints

She has a massive feckin' house.

Marcus totally bored by these challenges

Ouch

Naughty Mon, though to be fair she doesn’t want to eat raw meringue. Or clumped sugar.

May bless me this is a disaster

Monica shouted 'Leave it!' in exactly the same way I shout it at my dog when he is sniffing at something dubious in a park.

So true

That's kiwis for ya. E is i, I is u.
I was trying to persuade dd and sil to enter,(patisserier and sous chef)because how cute would a couple be? sil was keen, dd was not. He wasn't after watching it.
Poor baby he flaked.

My MiL used to describe some absolute messes as "rustic"

Meanful and mum and nan. Wow. She’s going places