Masterchef the Professionals Thread 2: Mums, Nans and Nonnas

[Halsall]

And so it continues…….thanks for the title suggestion Esma.

Actually Seb could be the Ecuadorean ambassador to the court of Henry VIII. Think a kind of South American Chapuys.

Matt's I'll-fitting, boxy jackets, made of what looks like brushed cotton. Horrible and really distracting! 😂

Mon hasn’t quite mastered the subtlety required for innuendo bingo
”I’m only seeing two breasts” is just a little too obvious Mon!

She interailed didnt she? She needs a hairnet, all them wispy bits.

chicken of the woods ✅

'Elements of asparagus.'

Second kitchen farce of the evening too

Too much loose hair over this food.

I grew courgettes for the flowers once. First one had a big fuck off caterpillar in it.

I can loan them a hairnet!

I saw a few minutes of a recent Saturday Kitchen (guest was annoying so didn't watch the whole thing) and he was wearing one on there, too.

Lana could be the serving wench with a heart of gold, who nurses our hero after he is wounded in a duel, at which point he realises that the Duchess is not for him and the maiden of humble birth who can pour a pint, rustle up a pot pie and sew up a gaping wound is a better bet for a buccaneer.

That's barely a sliver of guinea fowl!

I’d watch that!

Jeez that’s a small dish

'Sous Chef Seb' sounds like a late-era Beatles song.

Brilliant 🤣

I’d rather see them give a small portion than all the waste - see previous duck dish!

Dull and tiny dish

Seb’s back on his sailing ship and off to explore somewhere new.

Maybe it is being served on a ginormous plate.

Seb was a bit surprised = you are all wrong

Oh dear poor lana

If that was better than what she thought…what would a bad day be?

Or very far away. Much like seb.