Monica, Marcus & Matt - judging 3 ways for Masterchef Pro

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Sounding the klaxon - new series of Masterchef the Professionals starts Tuesday at 8.

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Marcus is not impressed with indias tardiness

I love that so much! So right!

6 minutes is apparently quite a long time in the kitchen… 🤭

We just said that. He does not tolerate a late chef.

Stop it with all the fruit stuff. Ffs

Dinanje (sp?) is cooking with the same urgency as me when I've had a couple of pre-dinner gins and I no longer give a shit.

Like this for the youngsters.share.google/3PkCv52eEGvmZUdRR

Ooh butter chicken sauce. Gimme. Now I wanna order Indian for dinner tomorrow

🤣🤣 lookit you helping the youngsters out!!

Which I suspect will be me this evening.

Thank you potter. As a youngster

Jimi, Jay ...... and Shitwell. This is like when your favourite couple insist on bringing their sneery, obnoxious teenager everywhere with them.

If that was warm id eat buckets of that.

Aw gawd a thick soup of carrots. Just no

So, so true.

That soup needs crispy bacon on top

'Your neeps.'

Cold in that kitchen.

Hate that dish. Puréestuff and just yuck

That's what I don't get about "smears" and drizzle. It gets cold!
Yeah looks ok.

Both courses were a bit baby food like for me.

I wouldn't have served that in a brown dish.

I like that they've given Chris Yoof TV BMX montage background music.

‘Conventional'

Ouch. Damned with faint praise.

I think Chris may be going home

Well that looks-meh.