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Monica, Marcus & Matt - judging 3 ways for Masterchef Pro

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Halsall · 04/02/2026 23:39

Sounding the klaxon - new series of Masterchef the Professionals starts Tuesday at 8.

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ShamedBySiri · 20/02/2026 19:56

3 going through? I thought it was usually 2?

TheDogsMother · 20/02/2026 19:57

Love Jimi though.

PotterHead1985 · 20/02/2026 19:57

Halsall · 20/02/2026 19:56

Gemma's done brilliantly but I must just mention this little piece of info from Mr Google that just came to my attention:

Torta di Riso is an Italian specialty. It is basically a rice pudding baked inside of a pastry crust; a Rice Tart, so to speak

Oops!!

Also Mr India and his himaylias!!

EsmaCannonball · 20/02/2026 19:57

TheDogsMother · 20/02/2026 19:55

Oh no. Shitwell !

I don't subscribe to the Telegraph but whenever I look at the homepage he's there with some article like 'You Can't Hit Badgers With A Shovel Anymore. Labour Doesn't Understand the Countryside.'

littlbrowndog · 20/02/2026 19:58

Oh no meat and fruit 🤦‍♀️

PotterHead1985 · 20/02/2026 19:59

Cold carrot soup...not sure about that

EsmaCannonball · 20/02/2026 19:59

PotterHead1985 · 20/02/2026 19:59

Cold carrot soup...not sure about that

Cold soup is always wrong.

Sunbird24 · 20/02/2026 20:00

Had Gemma never had carrots before going to Scotland?

TheDogsMother · 20/02/2026 20:00

EsmaCannonball · 20/02/2026 19:57

I don't subscribe to the Telegraph but whenever I look at the homepage he's there with some article like 'You Can't Hit Badgers With A Shovel Anymore. Labour Doesn't Understand the Countryside.'

I can hear him saying that 🤣

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 20/02/2026 20:00

Nope, not cold soup thank you very much.
But I like Gemma.

PotterHead1985 · 20/02/2026 20:00

Plant based haggis... I assume all of Scotland are fit to kill her right now?!

Halsall · 20/02/2026 20:00

Sunbird24 · 20/02/2026 20:00

Had Gemma never had carrots before going to Scotland?

I was wondering that too!

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littlbrowndog · 20/02/2026 20:00

We do not have carrots in Scotland. She is making it up

bungobungobungo · 20/02/2026 20:02

PotterHead1985 · 20/02/2026 20:00

Plant based haggis... I assume all of Scotland are fit to kill her right now?!

Hate haggis but vegetarian haggis is shit too.

RomainingCalm · 20/02/2026 20:02

I’m afraid cold soup is down there with rice pudding as far as I’m concerned.

However veggie haggis is fabulous!

littlbrowndog · 20/02/2026 20:02

i really love haggis. So spicy.

littlbrowndog · 20/02/2026 20:03

I get a haggis supper at the chippy. It’s covered in batter and deep fried

EsmaCannonball · 20/02/2026 20:03

I had a vegan haggis pie in St Andrews last year. It was actually nice.

PotterHead1985 · 20/02/2026 20:03

Chris' dishes.... maybe for the starter. Don't see the point of the main.

TheDogsMother · 20/02/2026 20:04

RomainingCalm · 20/02/2026 20:02

I’m afraid cold soup is down there with rice pudding as far as I’m concerned.

However veggie haggis is fabulous!

I love Salmorejo and Gazpacho. Sounds like I’m on my own.

RomainingCalm · 20/02/2026 20:04

DH has just said that Chris looks like the Spitting Image puppet of Norman Tebbit. Can’t unsee that now. 😂😂😂

PotterHead1985 · 20/02/2026 20:05

RomainingCalm · 20/02/2026 20:04

DH has just said that Chris looks like the Spitting Image puppet of Norman Tebbit. Can’t unsee that now. 😂😂😂

Haha give your DH a high five for me!!

bungobungobungo · 20/02/2026 20:05

What’s Shitwell done to his shoulders- forgot to take the hangers out?

Fransgran · 20/02/2026 20:06

Gazpacho on a hot day is wonderful. But my late mother-in-law kept serving up cold, jellied consomme. She never liked me

EsmaCannonball · 20/02/2026 20:06

Big Irish Meat Guy could be Hephaestus to Jay's Zeus.

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