Monica, Marcus & Matt - judging 3 ways for Masterchef Pro

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Sounding the klaxon - new series of Masterchef the Professionals starts Tuesday at 8.

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Jeez Marcus looking dead pale. He needs some sun

Indian fella looks like he was gonna cry

Thunderbirds are GO!

That’s a bit rustic looking Chris.

They’re like two separate dishes?

That presentation is SHITE chris

Oops

OMG that's a fail for the Mekon

Stodgy.

Does Chris not like that.

No go on. Tell him what you really think Marcus 🤣

Process that mate your pudding was awful

Looks like Gemma is the unexpected winner of this challenge. Well done her.

Candid peel?

😂😂😂

Yes Gemma!

Now Gregg's gone there's no-one with a sunbed in their dressing room.

Gemma has smashed it.

Monica: 'I'd like to shake your hand ..... but we have to pay Paul Hollywood £50 000 every time we do that.'

Oh no. Shitwell !

Chris is looking at the other contestants as though he's planning to assassinate them.

Shitwell. 🙄

Who was it that had Marcus locked in her dungeon?

Ah feck. Apparently because we get Jay we are stuck with Shitwell

Thought maybe the ghost of Jeremy Beadle might pop up, but realised that was a different programme

Gemma's done brilliantly but I must just mention this little piece of info from Mr Google that just came to my attention:

Torta di Riso is an Italian specialty. It is basically a rice pudding baked inside of a pastry crust; a Rice Tart, so to speak