Monica, Marcus & Matt - judging 3 ways for Masterchef Pro

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Sounding the klaxon - new series of Masterchef the Professionals starts Tuesday at 8.

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A school dinner mass catering challenge would be excellent but I suspect some of the rum characters they get on this would never pass an enhanced DBS check.

No, Marcus. 'Don't put bay leaf in your rice pudding' was the full sentence.

@bungobungobungo i had a similar moment with Colchester yesterday, somebody had to get on Google to help me!

Me too. I dont want any of this fancy shite.
There's an icecream parlour in Seaham that does rice pudding ice cream. Oh my.life!

Looked like Gemma was making pastry??!!

They have warned her....

Make it about the rice pudding....

Same. I hated the skin. MammyPotter loved it. So she got mine. She hated tapioca and semolina tho!

We had dark chocolate ice cream with peppercorns in Cambodia.

i still remember how great it was

Did he shave off all his body hair to become more aerodynamic?

Do not go there

My mum made terrible rice pudding! You could slice it like a cake. 😁
What happened to his hair?

Disappointed that Obergruppenfuhrer Chris isn't doing Milchreis

Chris puts the jam ON TOP of his rice pudding????!

I used to fill my hanky with it and throw it away after. Except the time I left a hanky full of chocolate semolina in my pocket so when Mum went through my pockets before putting it in the wash she got a handful of chocolate semolina! 😂

We had frogspawn at school 😖

Sago was nice, though, with jam. All of this would be incomprehensible to young'uns now!

We do that put jam on rice pudding then stir it through

I’m disappointed that Gemma didn’t take my arancini idea

He's gonna get a detention if doesn't stop running

Cycling through a red light aggressively 'It's not rice pudding and raspberry jam, you pedestrian bastards! It's rice pudding and raspberry mole!'

I put mine in the bottom so it was a surprise

LOL

Ooh underwhelming ouch!

STOP PUTTING SAVOURY HERBS IN PUDDINGS!

Welp they weren't fans of Irish's

That looks strangely like his fish dish of the other day…