Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

Is Bear defo dead?

Brilliant. But they can’t afford you, we could start a whip-round, I’ll stick in a tenner x

Has Bear really been offed?

I don’t know. Ray was crying and saying sorry

Nah. Bear's going to growl any minute

Oh no not Bear!😢

John can get into any house anywhere at any time!

Johnny Boy has gone totally bonkers

What happened to the carbon monoxide? How did it clear? Not that I can figure out how John caused it in the first place

It just surprises me that John isn't also a master hypnotist who can make people want to move abroad immediately. He can do everthing else.

All the soaps have kids who never come down stairs! Mine wouldn’t be upstairs in the first place, when they were little you didn’t leave them upstairs on their own. Daft.

Correct Ray, Marlon is pathetic

Oh fucking hell you dickhead Marlon.

He buggered up the boiler, Aaron opened a window, sorted. Ridiculous I know.

Can’t argue with that

They must be bursting for a wee by now.

I need to pay more attention!

Yep he is was hoping Ray might off him! He’s a joke

All I’m thinking is how gorgeous Robert looks sitting there

John has more drugs than Ray.

Remember Tracy Barlow going upstairs to do her homework and coming g down 10 years later a different girl?
Will Marlon go in the house?

Marlon useless

Was Bear just asleep or dead? If he's dead that's a pretty shit exit being murdered off screen.

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5469294-emmerdale-itv1-pace-no-spoilers-corriedale-a-sorry-tale

I refuse to believe Bear is dead