Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

Yay

Oh my goodness

Woah

YES RAY!!!

Yesss!

Ooh

Take that you evil cow.

The old knife came in handy

Woah!

YES!!!

At last !

No one deserved it more!

Although sadly with Celia saying she's proud of him that is Ray completely fucked now as he'll go to jail for murder and take the fall for everything.

Not that I care but where did April go? At the start with Ray it was daylight, she ran through the woods and suddenly it was dark.

Agree Mack is very tasty, especially when dressed up.

Ding Dong the witch is dead

...or you could put a knife in her back.

I presume Bear isn’t dead

I hope Bear is ok

Stick. The knife in.

Well rays dug a grave he may as well use it 🤣

I don’t think Bear is dead. She hopefully said it to wind up Ray.

Just switched over to BBC for The Traitors to see Max Branning re-enacting Sophie’s Choice

When did The Woolie get a licence to do weddings?

Even though Ray has killed Celia, I can't see him being able to stay.

Imagine Bear walks in now.

Ray: Oops

Why does Nicola walk around with headphones round her neck all the time?
And where has Eric got his money from? I thought he’d lost it all?