Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

Ohnoooooo cringe attack imminent

Oh shut up Jacob

Don't care about the wedding. Boring

Oh shut up Jacob.

Oh for goodness sake Kev, we all know you're going to burst in and save Robert so get on with it.

Charity's bump is huge. She must be ready to drop but they've only just done the gender reveal.

Most boring wedding ever

Fuck off the boring wedding and get to the action

Perhaps it's twins. One for Charity and one for Sarah.

Come on Kev! We are all waiting for you to save the day.

Deluded John

Uh oh

My DH just said Sarah and Jacob are the world's most nauseating couple! And he hardly ever watches Emmerdale 😂

Vanessa is pissed again.

Gob on a stick is going to say a few words.

Where's Kev?

Vanessa has a problem. Her default seems to be getting pissed and upsetting everyone. I'm amazed Tracey ever forgave her after the last outburst.

I’m hoping Kev’s going to swing through the window with a knife between his teeth, sort of Indiana Jones vibe.

Hopefully he’s stopped by the turkey farm to finish off Celia and will swoop in just in time to save Robert. But wherever he is he needs to get a move on

That would be epic 🤣🤣

There’s Kev

Kev!

Kev is going to team up with Aaron then

Oh piss off Vanessa.

Kev to the rescue!