Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

Is Vanessa an alcoholic

I know Charity is very much in the wrong but Vanessa is just a nasty bitch.

Come on Kev!

She certainly drinks enough

Same as Sarah on Corrie

Ooh Ray is finally finding his balls

Knowing dickhead April she'll be hiding in the bushes.
Stab her stab her!

Bear is dead?

No! Not Bear!

I hope not!

Bet you anything he isn't

Kill her Ray!

FFS Ray

I will miss Joe. He's incredible.

Cmon Ray kill the fucker

Is the bump getting bigger as we watch?

My thoughts exactly ! Kill her Ray

Yes she's lied to break Ray I think.

Joe is an incredible actor. Far too good for Emmerdale.

Finally

Come on Kev. We need you!

C'mon Ray, a quick right hook in the kisser will sort her out and think how good that will feel.

Also, surely Aaron or Kev should have called the police by now. John is a wanted killer. Hotten's finest police would be there in seconds.

Where’s JaneJeffer? I hope she doesn’t think it’s a later start

Stupid fucking police