Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** Hoping for a Happy Comeuppance Day. Or Yule be sorry

[TellingBone]

Festive episodes:

Callum rocks up and tells April, 'Ha ha! I was only kidding'
Mary sneaks into Celia's hobbit house, films her stuffing backpacks with drugs. Drags Rhona by hair to copshop. Rhona: 'No! I want to give them my house!' Marlon limps a bit.
Celia and Mary in Woolie car park. Bitch-fight. 10 cop cars, ambulance, fire appliance in attendance
Paddy makes graven idol of D-Man. Worships it.
Slaves freed, only to be felled on the top road by John with a trebuchet
Kev turns up as Santa then dons a pinny and serves communal dinner
April addresses UN General Assembly
Dingle welly

Is April already with the police?

Speak of the she-devil

There you are!

Emmerdale police as bad as they always are

Sounds like the police are doing something to me.

Not great timing to stop for a coffee Kev. Move your arse!

Love Sam’s punk singing

Police are as much use as a chocolate teapot

Very apt karaoke song by Sam when Robert is struggling to breathe 🤣🤣

The Air that I Breathe…is this for Robert?

So the cops are investigating? As effective as real west Yorkshire plod.

So the cops are investigating? As effective as real west Yorkshire plod.

Great travel plans John. Call in to me for a cuppa while you’re here.

🤣

Kev the messiah

A boat to Ireland. They could have shared one with Lisa and Paddy going to Donegal

Oh dear Mac being there is not good

KEV!! Bloody get a move on!

Loving the drunks

Forget kebab, I fancy a Big Mac…

Oh shit

😂😂

Actual liquid in the cups 😮

Fuck off Satan

I stopped watching it for a couple of weeks as it had become so stupid. Charity must have been about 3/4 months and wearing skinny jeans. Couple of weeks later she looks like she’s carrying triplets. Still slogging away yet Sarah is floating around as if she’s heavily pregnant, being waited on and pandered to!
i ❤️ kev. At first I didn’t like him, but he’s the only character that I’ve really missed! And the turkey farm would have been so noisy and smelly, surely people would have realised something was dodgy. I don’t like Celia but the actress , she’s amazing, they could have really used her for a better role. Kev could go and work in the cafe and Celia could have been the new village bitch, not wobbly Vanessa.