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It’s the dawn of a new (ish) era: Sleb Masterchef is back

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Halsall · 16/11/2025 09:37

This has crept up on me and no mistake! It starts tomorrow with Grace Dent in situ as new host with soon-to-depart JT. I haven’t heard of any of the slebs so that’s a great start.

Sounding the 🔊🔊🔊🔊for:

@fourquenelles
@EsmaCannonball
@Sunbird24
@littlbrowndog
@TheDogsMother
@jay55
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Piggywaspushed
@PotterHead1985
@Davros
@LaMarschallin
@lettingthedaysgoby
@SwedishEdith

With apologies to the (many) I've missed or who have name-changed - I tried names I knew but couldn’t post as some weren’t current and had to randomly remove, so please pass it on!

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TheDogsMother · 03/12/2025 20:10

EsmaCannonball · 03/12/2025 20:08

Maybe Alexina got the slot usually reserved for a proper celebrity chef by agreeing to drop some kind of lawsuit over whatever awful things Gregg may have said or done to her.

🤣🤣

PotterHead1985 · 03/12/2025 20:11

EsmaCannonball · 03/12/2025 20:10

Bitter could be a Gladiator name. Someone quite mardy and petty because they are only 5' 2" and their muscles are a bit puny.

Eunice Hutheart (sp?) Springs to mind!!

EsmaCannonball · 03/12/2025 20:12

Noreen's bows are annoying me. I saw a pink one like that on a Great Dane in Morecambe circa 1994. The woman walking it had a beehive.

lettingthedaysgoby · 03/12/2025 20:12

Nameinspirationneeded · 03/12/2025 20:09

Evening all - unctuous urgh - why would you come on a cooking programme if you are picky eater?

Money? Exposure?

PotterHead1985 · 03/12/2025 20:13

EsmaCannonball · 03/12/2025 20:12

Noreen's bows are annoying me. I saw a pink one like that on a Great Dane in Morecambe circa 1994. The woman walking it had a beehive.

I swear. They shouldn't be on any female over the age of about 10

Ellenanora7 · 03/12/2025 20:13

PotterHead1985 · 03/12/2025 20:11

Eunice Hutheart (sp?) Springs to mind!!

I remember her from years ago, if my memory is right I think she went to be a stunt woman with Angelina Jolie

fourquenelles · 03/12/2025 20:13

EsmaCannonball · 03/12/2025 20:10

Bitter could be a Gladiator name. Someone quite mardy and petty because they are only 5' 2" and their muscles are a bit puny.

Sounds like me!

TheDogsMother · 03/12/2025 20:13

That’s a muddy looking pudding.

Piggywaspushed · 03/12/2025 20:13

Licorice in pineapple upside down?? Bleurggh.

EsmaCannonball · 03/12/2025 20:13

'When I see cream and sugar I just panic.'

Didn't have Alfie down as being banned from every Morrison's in the Greater London area.

PotterHead1985 · 03/12/2025 20:13

Ellenanora7 · 03/12/2025 20:13

I remember her from years ago, if my memory is right I think she went to be a stunt woman with Angelina Jolie

Correct. Started as a glads contestant. Became a glad. Then became a stunt double for people including angie

littlbrowndog · 03/12/2025 20:14

Alfie very dull

Halsall · 03/12/2025 20:14

Nigella Lawson's always wanging on about liquorice isn’t she 🙄

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PotterHead1985 · 03/12/2025 20:15

Halsall · 03/12/2025 20:14

Nigella Lawson's always wanging on about liquorice isn’t she 🙄

She is!!! Not a big fan myself but mammypotter adored the stuff

TheDogsMother · 03/12/2025 20:15

littlbrowndog · 03/12/2025 20:14

Alfie very dull

Him and Michael Ball, yin and yang.

EsmaCannonball · 03/12/2025 20:15

I'm finding Alfie's helplessness a tiny bit irritating.

Negroni pavlova sounds good.

Halsall · 03/12/2025 20:17

There’s a new thread btw, but please fill this one up first, Chuffs! Ta.

www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5454315-less-greggg-more-grace-sleb-masterchef-thread-2

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EsmaCannonball · 03/12/2025 20:18

It took me ages to work out that his first name is Alun Wyn and he hadn't made some kind of diva demand to be called by (what I thought was) his full name, Alan Wynne, every single time he was mentioned. 'Oi, nobody just calls me Alan! Got it?'

TheDogsMother · 03/12/2025 20:20

That cake mix looked lumpy.

littlbrowndog · 03/12/2025 20:20

Jeez a walnut butter 🤦‍♀️

Halsall · 03/12/2025 20:22

I don’t drink alcohol any more but one of the drinks I miss is a lovely bitter Campari. Yum.

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littlbrowndog · 03/12/2025 20:22

Oh heck that cake

EsmaCannonball · 03/12/2025 20:22

Grace looks like a lady judge from the heydays of Come Dancing.

EsmaCannonball · 03/12/2025 20:24

littlbrowndog · 03/12/2025 20:22

Oh heck that cake

It looks more dropped than the cake that was dropped yesterday.

littlbrowndog · 03/12/2025 20:25

She so does. Why is she wearing these clothes

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