It’s the dawn of a new (ish) era: Sleb Masterchef is back

[Halsall]

This has crept up on me and no mistake! It starts tomorrow with Grace Dent in situ as new host with soon-to-depart JT. I haven’t heard of any of the slebs so that’s a great start.

Sounding the 🔊🔊🔊🔊for:

@fourquenelles
@EsmaCannonball
@Sunbird24
@littlbrowndog
@TheDogsMother
@jay55
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Piggywaspushed
@PotterHead1985
@Davros
@LaMarschallin
@lettingthedaysgoby
@SwedishEdith

With apologies to the (many) I've missed or who have name-changed - I tried names I knew but couldn’t post as some weren’t current and had to randomly remove, so please pass it on!

Evening!

No, that's not Gregg in a shift dress, that's Grace Dent.

I don't watch soaps or Love Island so half these people will be unknown to me!

Aright chucks! So only know Antony Da Costa.
Look at Grace's hair! 😍

Lord this lot are seriously Z list

I don’t know any of these people or have heard of them

Anthony Costa must be on the jabs! They're going to have to provide him with a vomitorium.

Thanks @Halsalland hugs @PotterHead1985.

I bet Antony has a Nonna.

I have to admit I recognise the girl from Corrie because I used to watch it with my late mum, who loved it, but that’s literally it.

I need to redefine my understanding of celebrity.

Obviously Daniel Day Lewis, Elton John and Princess Anne all said 'We've changed our mind. No Gregg, no A-listers!'

It's come to something when Antony Da Costa is the Big Dog...

I’m here, had to grab my washing out of the dryer still a bit damp and hang it up all over the place.
Uninspired so far by most of the celebs and the ingredients, but nobody is making me want to shout fuck off at the screen yet

They need a new rule, “ touch it, you cook it”

What? You mean you don't stick on that giant orange wig, false eyelashes and fake tits every time you want to whip up some cheese on toast? I am shocked.

Why does that costa man laugh like a hyena

BBC obsessed by drag queens

Whilst I know Antony’s name and that he’s of a boy and but I would not have recognised him.

I think I've seen an advert for a Netflix documentary about those German dark web cannibals where that is the tagline.

Ok don’t know any of them.

just watch, in a couple of weeks these blundering idiots will be presenting haute cuisine as if they’ve been having one-to-one lessons from a personal chef.

Oh wait….

Evening. I’m another one who doesn’t watch reality shows so haven’t a clue who this lot are. We do have the obligatory drag queen though.

At least Uma tried the haggis and didn't turn her nose up at it...

When you are positive things happen 🤮🤮