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It’s the dawn of a new (ish) era: Sleb Masterchef is back

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Halsall · 16/11/2025 09:37

This has crept up on me and no mistake! It starts tomorrow with Grace Dent in situ as new host with soon-to-depart JT. I haven’t heard of any of the slebs so that’s a great start.

Sounding the 🔊🔊🔊🔊for:

@fourquenelles
@EsmaCannonball
@Sunbird24
@littlbrowndog
@TheDogsMother
@jay55
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Piggywaspushed
@PotterHead1985
@Davros
@LaMarschallin
@lettingthedaysgoby
@SwedishEdith

With apologies to the (many) I've missed or who have name-changed - I tried names I knew but couldn’t post as some weren’t current and had to randomly remove, so please pass it on!

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PotterHead1985 · 02/12/2025 20:43

Oh dear. The way jonty says koftas sounds like a slang/bad name for gay men!!

TheDogsMother · 02/12/2025 20:43

Kooftas according to Jonty

Davros · 02/12/2025 20:45

littlbrowndog · 02/12/2025 20:41

They are too tight on him so his pants are showing and they have holes in them

🤮

mumofoneAloneandwell · 02/12/2025 20:46

Happily fast forwarded through the taste test

Halsall · 02/12/2025 20:46

Slippery 🤢

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TheDogsMother · 02/12/2025 20:47

mumofoneAloneandwell · 02/12/2025 20:41

You can see his meat and two veg 😭

Not that I was looking obvs

Hold on, whose pants ? Am I missing something ?

littlbrowndog · 02/12/2025 20:48

Omg Yorkshire pud with sweet stuff 🙌🙌🙌🙌

Davros · 02/12/2025 20:48

That sounds lovely

fourquenelles · 02/12/2025 20:49

littlbrowndog · 02/12/2025 20:48

Omg Yorkshire pud with sweet stuff 🙌🙌🙌🙌

Yorkies with jam are lush

PeonyPatch · 02/12/2025 20:50

Yorkshire pudding not demonstrating a lot of ability tho

Sunbird24 · 02/12/2025 20:51

I would eat all of that…

littlbrowndog · 02/12/2025 20:51

I would not buy deep fried potatoes of a food truck

TheDogsMother · 02/12/2025 20:52

Now I would eat that. Love a kofta and tzatziki.

PotterHead1985 · 02/12/2025 20:52

No one goes home tonight do they? So makes tonight's cooking rather pointless

littlbrowndog · 02/12/2025 20:52

Yay to the koftas

TheDogsMother · 02/12/2025 20:54

Slippery 🤢

littlbrowndog · 02/12/2025 20:55

Ashley did well

fourquenelles · 02/12/2025 20:55

TheDogsMother · 02/12/2025 20:54

Slippery 🤢

Thank goodness the Grocer's not around anymore!

littlbrowndog · 02/12/2025 20:56

Yay Jodie. I would love that

Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 02/12/2025 20:56

fourquenelles · 02/12/2025 20:49

Yorkies with jam are lush

My dad used to love them with either milk and sugar or golden syrup. Just pancakes innit?

Halsall · 02/12/2025 20:56

The Yorkshire pudding thing reminds me of the Steve Martin film and the
Cup o'Pizza

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Sunbird24 · 02/12/2025 20:58

I think Alfie did more cooking than Jodie, it just took less time

TheDogsMother · 02/12/2025 20:59

Next time Chuffs

fourquenelles · 02/12/2025 20:59

Tomorrow then Chuffs

jay55 · 02/12/2025 21:01

Am out the rest of the week, catch you next week

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